Greetings mere mortals. i utter words to which humans can fathom and comprehend. i ask that thy ring be sacred and protected in mind and in action. we all can fight for good upon Middle-Earth.
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Friday May 09, 2003
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Thursday May 01, 2003
Maggie is one hot momma. simply put. -
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Wednesday Apr 23, 2003
take this job and shove it -
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Monday Apr 21, 2003
satan is my chauffer -
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Wednesday Apr 16, 2003
i don't care what you think. -
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Friday Apr 11, 2003
Being a huge superstar can be hard sometimes. But i can handle it. … -
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Wednesday Apr 09, 2003
Grrrrrrrr,,,,, Pigface canceled their show. i went shopping instead… -
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Tuesday Apr 08, 2003
Going to see Pigface, Bile, Zeromancer, and My Life with the Thrill K… -
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Monday Apr 07, 2003
You too could be a Superstar. If you put your mind to it.
to aptly respond to your inquiry, as a matter a fact i do come from elfin descent, though recently i consulted with my stylist, Gragnok, to pursue a new look. so in spirit of the many Tom Cruise's and Brad Pitt's and Benjamin Bratt's, i have reinvented my attire and hairstyle, to further reinvigorate public interest amongst the Middle-Earth dwellers. Of course i haven't contacted my agent to schedule my au current photo shoot to actively introduce such an important event. but i shall do it soon, for the many and the few.