Greetings mere mortals. i utter words to which humans can fathom and comprehend. i ask that thy ring be sacred and protected in mind and in action. we all can fight for good upon Middle-Earth.
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Saturday Aug 30, 2003
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Monday Aug 25, 2003
Going to Hawaii next Monday. Back to Home sweet Home. Spending … -
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Tuesday Aug 12, 2003
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Friday Aug 08, 2003
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Wednesday Aug 06, 2003
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Monday Aug 04, 2003
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Wednesday Jul 30, 2003
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Saturday Jul 26, 2003
How's that new Maggie set. Never has laundry been remotely sexy, but…
to aptly respond to your inquiry, as a matter a fact i do come from elfin descent, though recently i consulted with my stylist, Gragnok, to pursue a new look. so in spirit of the many Tom Cruise's and Brad Pitt's and Benjamin Bratt's, i have reinvented my attire and hairstyle, to further reinvigorate public interest amongst the Middle-Earth dwellers. Of course i haven't contacted my agent to schedule my au current photo shoot to actively introduce such an important event. but i shall do it soon, for the many and the few.