[ i now reside upon my throne of solitude. defeated. anguished. tortured. no mere mortal can fathom the depths of my torment. i am the prince of misery. i shall soon caste away my chosen name, SatanIsMyChauffer. henceforth, within three days i shall be reborn and rechristened with a new name. i am eternally within pain. oh, and i get payed on Friday, SCORE!!
A sucsessful journey to the center of the Earth, can fruitfully be acheived with:
a) A lot of elbow grease.
b) Stock pile of armory and Preparation H.
c) The Physical Knowhow, whatever that may be.
d) Anti-diahrea medicine, see a pattern here.
e) Your very own Mini-Me to give you lots of moral support and inspiration.
a) A lot of elbow grease.
b) Stock pile of armory and Preparation H.
c) The Physical Knowhow, whatever that may be.
d) Anti-diahrea medicine, see a pattern here.
e) Your very own Mini-Me to give you lots of moral support and inspiration.
jamy:
I never did see that film.. but based on your post, Im not sure that you are refering to it ;-) What are you referring to exactly?
i'm in the middle stage of new tattoo healing period.
oh, release the evil hounds of intense itchiness. devils of irritation, i caste thee down unclean spirit. i command thee to eternal damnation.
josyph, satanismychauffer
oh, release the evil hounds of intense itchiness. devils of irritation, i caste thee down unclean spirit. i command thee to eternal damnation.
josyph, satanismychauffer
bailey:
dearest josyph,
i waited impatiently for you last night and ended up going with madonna truth or dare instead of porn, just so you wouldnt get jealous.
i made nachos and everything.....damn you.
B
i waited impatiently for you last night and ended up going with madonna truth or dare instead of porn, just so you wouldnt get jealous.
i made nachos and everything.....damn you.
B
the name is SuperMan, fear not urban dwellers, for i am mighty and shall save your fair city. Oh, why yes, mam, that is a cock ring, but not just some ordinary cock ring, but a super cock ring imbued with powers of unheard magnitude. oh yes, that feels....uhhhhh....
[transcribed portion from The SuperMan Chronicles:My Hidden Darkness]
josyph - satanismychauffer
B, where you be at?
[transcribed portion from The SuperMan Chronicles:My Hidden Darkness]
josyph - satanismychauffer
B, where you be at?
B,
It is my sworn duty, to protect that booty.
josyph, satanismychauffer
It is my sworn duty, to protect that booty.
josyph, satanismychauffer
bailey:
come over! we can go to the fetish flea market together...for some reason i am having a hard time finding someone to go with...i wont even make you walk around on a leash or anything.
directions from the 8th gate of hell: go straight, take a left at the 6th gate, slight right at the intersection of hell and mcdonalds....i'm the fourth house on the left.
B
directions from the 8th gate of hell: go straight, take a left at the 6th gate, slight right at the intersection of hell and mcdonalds....i'm the fourth house on the left.
B
To be void is to be great, to be great is to be void. ponder that children
bailey:
you are on for porn next saturday at my house.
woot woot
~B
woot woot
~B
Still working on my new publicity photo, had to dig in the archives to satisfy the public demand to see my reinvigorated look. hey, no peaking.
josyph, aka SatanIsMyChauffer
josyph, aka SatanIsMyChauffer
biohazyrd:
That's no peeking, ehem.
Yes, my dear friends and various woodlen creatures the Apocalypse is coming soon. Gather your acorns and stock up on your porn, for soon i shall reveal the new and improved "me". fear you will in your pink booties and in slackjaw awe you shall be. beg now for a merciful execution and you shall be spared, oh pithy slags.
solisis:
Hmmm... you look so familiar.
solisis:
A HA! LEGOLAS REMOVES HIS MASK!
Greetings mere mortals. i utter words to which humans can fathom and comprehend. i ask that thy ring be sacred and protected in mind and in action. we all can fight for good upon Middle-Earth.
biohazyrd:
To DeathComeRipping:
to aptly respond to your inquiry, as a matter a fact i do come from elfin descent, though recently i consulted with my stylist, Gragnok, to pursue a new look. so in spirit of the many Tom Cruise's and Brad Pitt's and Benjamin Bratt's, i have reinvented my attire and hairstyle, to further reinvigorate public interest amongst the Middle-Earth dwellers. Of course i haven't contacted my agent to schedule my au current photo shoot to actively introduce such an important event. but i shall do it soon, for the many and the few.
to aptly respond to your inquiry, as a matter a fact i do come from elfin descent, though recently i consulted with my stylist, Gragnok, to pursue a new look. so in spirit of the many Tom Cruise's and Brad Pitt's and Benjamin Bratt's, i have reinvented my attire and hairstyle, to further reinvigorate public interest amongst the Middle-Earth dwellers. Of course i haven't contacted my agent to schedule my au current photo shoot to actively introduce such an important event. but i shall do it soon, for the many and the few.
biohazyrd:
sorry DeathComesRipping, with the s, my apologies.
Hell comes exactly within 8 hour increments here in Vegas. Vegas work hours suck some serious donkey penis'
Yeah, can i have a sip of that fine Toreena, i mean we're all of legal age aren't we?
HOO HAA!!!
shit, boy. its time to collect!
Bailey
ps. i have no idea what iam talking about