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Hot Pockets are cool. Like dinner rolled into a bread funnel. being a black man trapped in a white man's body is not cool.

B,
H.R.Geiger alien sexual bio-mechanical, biomorphic sculpture is the shiznit.
toreena:
I just ate a hot pocket!
lefty:
dude, i eat the lean pockets (i dont need the extra fat)... they are a staple, try the chicken parmisean or however you spell it...

would you rather be a black man trapped in a white man's body, or black from the waist down?
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To B,

I don't like sculptures of men, i just trade fey glances at Rodin's The Thinking Man. But lately i've been eyeing that Venus of Urbino, a woman, not gay, unfortunately she has a bulbous flower spore configuration for a head. ahh, shucks.
bailey:
this is where we differ....

i find bulbous flower spore configurations irresistable.
london:
Finally someone on this site who likes Eminem!!! I get my balls busted for it!
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I like myself, i like poptarts. i don't like smelly people.
bailey:
last night i retired to my bed naked, with a vanilla coke and strawberry frosted pop tarts.

your jealous. and you get turned on by sculptures of men.
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i've got one word for you: whydon'ticrammyfistintoyourgulletyoulimeybastard

there i'm cool again
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i like Portland. Portland likes me. well I'm not sure it likes me, but if it had a mouth and could utilize the english diction it'd say "I think you're a little strange, but in my opinion i'd say you're okay."

and then we'd bond and share wonderful experiences together and i would make new friends and go to Powells bookstore and spend all my...
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bletch:
domo arigoto
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Another Name, another dollar. Who's the badmutha fucka, tattooed arms scary looks, with pierced dick. Shaft. No, shusch yo mouth. It's me, not shiny suit man, but me, yes me.

josyph, the strange one
bailey:
you live in vegas! please please please tell me that you know an elvis impersonator.

maybe its time to persue that showgirl career i have always dreamed of. wait, i never dreamed of being a showgirl.

note to self:
come up with dream of being a vegas showgirl.

aaaaaiiiiiiiiii!
B
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Tookie Tookie Chaka Chaka. Tookie Tookie Chaka Chaka. This is a call to the Goddess, please bring rain to this parched Earth. Tookie Chaka Tookie Chaka.
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love is a beautiful thing, love lifts you to where you belong, love is a many splendid thing, all you need is love. especially when it involves my anaconda.

josyph
bailey:
dont want none unless you got buns hun.
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B,
baby it was a mistake, a misunderstanding. shouldn't we just shag on it, yeah. do i make you randy? should i break out my Swedish pump for ya baby?

josyph
bailey:
no, no. maggie loves you baby, she just knows better than to mess with me.

word on the street is the swedish pump wont be necessary with you.

i lived across the street from a boy named randy growing up. he never showered, but i liked him anyway.

B
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Everybody I have something important to say: I have Cancer.


josyph

p.s. No I don't have cancer, i just wanted to use that phrase because i normally don't get to say that in any context whatsoever. sorry to all the cancer victims of the world, especially the one's with bowel cancer.
bailey:
you are an ass....

i will crush you, for your "moving on". i love maggie though, so nevermind.
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Dance spastically everybody, it's 1:15 am, and i'm still up. Oooohh....pretty colours, i like pretty colours...................
digdug:
that's a good fantasy (guilty pleasure)
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Just got some more tattoos again. This shall complete my frenzy of inking my body for awhile.
What are they you ask? Well two matching flaming eyes with the left one having lashes(kinda ClockWork Orange-ish) upon my arms within the region between the forearms and whatever area on the opposite side. Just blackwork, no color yet. okay, end of transmission.

josyph
bailey:
gaylord mcjackass...

so fucking funny you are! thanks you oh-so-much. that mental picture of him nuts being shorn off in a freak accident should be able to get me through the next couple of weeks. just long enough to find me a better job...

xoxox
Bailey