i'm going to buy a portable DVD player, isn't that fucking cool. when i purchase it, i can then conjure plausible conversation with other people, for example:
Other person: Oh, what's that you got there?
Me: It's my newly purchased portable DVD player.
O.P.:Wow, that's cool. Can I see it?
Me: Hell no. It's mine, all mine. Get thee away miserable cur for i alone...
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Other person: Oh, what's that you got there?
Me: It's my newly purchased portable DVD player.
O.P.:Wow, that's cool. Can I see it?
Me: Hell no. It's mine, all mine. Get thee away miserable cur for i alone...
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i'm having the violent chills. or is the whooping cough. or the Hunta Virus. or is it just a bad case of priapism.
call me back in the morning.
call me back in the morning.
indie:
Happy Birthday
If you are sick I hope that you get better!
If you are sick I hope that you get better!
Whatever people are saying, Kelly Clarkson's ass is not that big. Her ass is just fine. J-Lo has a big ass and nobody complains, Chris Rock excluded.
bailey:
nobody complains about J Lo's ass because everyone wants to park their cocks in it. chris rock excluded.
life is too short to complain and angst about.
grab it by the testicles and do something.
you too can be someone special and cool.
but probably not cool as i.
grab it by the testicles and do something.
you too can be someone special and cool.
but probably not cool as i.
digdug:
oh YOUR America's Idol!?!?
Vive le Resistance!!
destroy your idols.
burn the pope mobile.
piss on the White House's lawn.
say "Good for you. Martha fucking Stewart."
eat a twinkie without worrying about the calories.
cry out "Michael Jackson, you really are Latoya, and you like little boys, fag."
only you can emerge from your mediocrity.
destroy your idols.
burn the pope mobile.
piss on the White House's lawn.
say "Good for you. Martha fucking Stewart."
eat a twinkie without worrying about the calories.
cry out "Michael Jackson, you really are Latoya, and you like little boys, fag."
only you can emerge from your mediocrity.
littlegirllost:
Liking little boys doesn't make someone a fag. It makes them a pedophile.
biohazyrd:
got you on the fag part, sorry. but i still think Michael is a fruitcake.
josyph
josyph
I am so over being infatuated with the mullet. the next person i see wearing the Canadian Hockey Hat gets a free buzzcut. i hate Lit with their Mulletron video, go blow a goat, aye. and what's up with the rooster cowlick mohawk thing, real punks implant steel plates in their heads to be able to screw metal spiked rods in them, i mean get...
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i like warm and fuzzy things.
i like dandelions and fruitroll ups.
i've lost contact with reality, oh, about four hour ago.
josyph
p.s. this is all due to lack of sleep. i like sleep.
i like dandelions and fruitroll ups.
i've lost contact with reality, oh, about four hour ago.
josyph
p.s. this is all due to lack of sleep. i like sleep.
bailey:
i finished reading "choke" last night.
fucking good book.
really really good.
so good, i slept next to it and cuddled with it until the wee hours of the morning.
fucking good book.
really really good.
so good, i slept next to it and cuddled with it until the wee hours of the morning.
I saw Elvis at the airport today, but to my suprise he wasn't fat or sixty plus year old man. in full on white rhinestone sequined jumpsuit. he had chest hair, a mange patch no less. that was pretty disturbing. there was a Show Girl too. no chest hair on her. that would be actually kinda interesting. wait, that's sick. hirsuite women are not cool....
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B,
besides my daily riual of chai tea consumed right before bed, and the 465 rotations of my pillows, those words uttered make me comforted. now like Robin Williams, in full psycho mode, i can feel joy and oneness. little versions of me, oh, do you know where little JakeTheStrangeOne is. oh, he's playing outside on the swing with his sister, FeliciaTheStrangeOne. oh, how very...
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besides my daily riual of chai tea consumed right before bed, and the 465 rotations of my pillows, those words uttered make me comforted. now like Robin Williams, in full psycho mode, i can feel joy and oneness. little versions of me, oh, do you know where little JakeTheStrangeOne is. oh, he's playing outside on the swing with his sister, FeliciaTheStrangeOne. oh, how very...
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bailey:
for a moment i thought you said ROBBIE williams...the british pop singer.
my bad.
my bad.
i sometimes wonder if i could ever be a male supermodel. could i ever be as good as Derek Zoolander? Or Hansel? could i perhaps attain my own definitive move that would enrapture the public. my very own Magnum or Blue Steel.
Or i could just eat this chicken pot pie. yes, that's it.
Or i could just eat this chicken pot pie. yes, that's it.
bailey:
last night as i was trying to sleep and not think about stupid dramatic stuff i started thinking about you and me.
if i marry you, what would my last name be? i mean, i cant be BaileyTheStrangeOne, cause then there would be two of us.
so my suggestion became the following:
i become BaileyTheStrangeOne and you become JosyphTheStrangerOne because you are most definitly more strange than i am.
if and when we have kids the will be {first name here}TheStrangestOne. oh, i guess that means we can only have one....well, thats okay. its the making em part that counts anyways.
thats as far as i got with that little tangent. i fell asleep soon after that.
if i marry you, what would my last name be? i mean, i cant be BaileyTheStrangeOne, cause then there would be two of us.
so my suggestion became the following:
i become BaileyTheStrangeOne and you become JosyphTheStrangerOne because you are most definitly more strange than i am.
if and when we have kids the will be {first name here}TheStrangestOne. oh, i guess that means we can only have one....well, thats okay. its the making em part that counts anyways.
thats as far as i got with that little tangent. i fell asleep soon after that.
zombie flicks are so rad. i just got "Dead Alive" which is byPeter Jackson of Lord of the Rings fame. i highly recommend it anybody who likes horror, especially one mixed with demented comedy. whodathunk a lawnmower could be so effective on killing zombies. "Dead Alive" is kinda like The Evil Dead" but set in the 50's in New Zealand, mixed up with zombies and...
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maxx:
I'm gonna have to see it. I've been told I'd like it before, but your description convinced me. (I trust you because of your band and book choices. And HEY! Look what your favorite movie is.)
bump and grind people, bump and grind. just as Eric Nies taught you. no more burritos for you fatso. listen to the churning, yeah, that one, now bump and grind. put down the chulapa.
josyph
josyph
bailey:
but i love the chulapa...