Saw a girl I went to high school with (aquantence) 25 yrs old working the door at wal mart (greets you "welcome to walmart" translates to "shoot me in the face")
I usually get in and out of there without having to talk to her or any of the other drop outs (there was only one high school in my town so we all know each other)
But for some reason avoiding her eye contact didn't work, she was determined to talk to me for some reason.
She's like "Jessica(Binx) hey how are you doing? Blah blah"
Im like "oh ya good uh huh" in my head im like "Fuck! I shoulda entered through the garden section!"
Then the reason for her eagerness to communicate with me arises
As she blabs her news I respond:
Me "OH WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OH YOURE GETTING MARRIED? OH OK THATS AWESOME. OH WHEN, WHEN? OH MARCH GREAT, GREAT. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT REMINDS ME: YOU KNOW WHAT IM GOING TO DO? VOMIT. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHEN? RIGHT NOW"
I usually get in and out of there without having to talk to her or any of the other drop outs (there was only one high school in my town so we all know each other)
But for some reason avoiding her eye contact didn't work, she was determined to talk to me for some reason.
She's like "Jessica(Binx) hey how are you doing? Blah blah"
Im like "oh ya good uh huh" in my head im like "Fuck! I shoulda entered through the garden section!"
Then the reason for her eagerness to communicate with me arises
As she blabs her news I respond:
Me "OH WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OH YOURE GETTING MARRIED? OH OK THATS AWESOME. OH WHEN, WHEN? OH MARCH GREAT, GREAT. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT REMINDS ME: YOU KNOW WHAT IM GOING TO DO? VOMIT. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHEN? RIGHT NOW"
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sammysuicide:
Well the garden dept . will serve you well in the future. Unless you feel the need to save her from herself. I recomend a 22 Cal. bullet as it will just bounce around in her empty skull !!!Have a good day 
ad_a_etoile:
I need that.. thanks