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LAST IGHT WAS SO MUCH FUN! I WENT DANCING. DONT JUDGE ME BUT I WENT BY MYSELF TO THE CLUB! I WAS NEAR THIS CLUB I WENT TO ONCE WITH MY FRIENDS A WHILE BACK AND I REMEMBER I HAD A BLAST. WELL MY FRIENDS MOVED AWAY SADLY : ( AND I JUST FELT LIKE DANCING SO I WENT! OKAY WHEN I GOT THERE (UNBEKNOWNST TO ME I SWEAR) IT WAS AMLE STRIPPER NIGHT AND THESE TOTALLY HOT GUYS DANCED AROUND IN THONGS AND DRY HUMPED.......... EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATHS. IT WAS THE HOLLYWOOD MEN! WOO HOO. OKAY SO I HID IN THE BACK BECAUSE THE BUFF DUDES WITH THE BANANA HAMOCKS FREAK ME OUT, I WAITED TILL IT WAS OVER SO I COULD GET MY GROOVE ON! SO THEY HAVE THIS LITTLE STAGE WITH A POLE AND WITHOUT THINKING I JUMPED UP ON IT AND STARTED DANCING BYMYSELF, THEN A (SEEMINGLY DRUNK) OLDER WOMAN STARTED TO DANCE WITH ME ON THE POLE. AND ALL THE BITCHES AROUND THE STAGE WERE LOOKING AT HER DIRTY. SO I GAVE HER A LITTLE WOO HOO AND STARTED TO SHAKE MY ASS ON HER. THOSE OTHER GIRLS WERE JEALOUS THAT THEY DIDNT HAVE THE BALLS TO EVEN DANCE LET ALONE DANCE ON A STRIPPER POLE. ANYWAYS..... SO I DANCED ON THE POLE FOR A HOUR OR SO AND THE CROUD OF PEOPLE IN THE CLUB GREW AND GREW AND MORE GIRLS STARTED DANCING WITH ME UP THERE. I LOVE DANCING WITH CHICKS OR ALONE ON STRIPPER POLES BUT NOT SO MUCH WITH THE "CLUB SCENE GUY". FOR EXAMPLE: I HOPED DOWN TO TAKE A PISS AND WIPE THE SWEAT OFF MY NECK AND ON MY WAY BACK A LATINO GUY WHO WAS THRICE MY SIZEIN DIAMETER AND SWEATING FROM HAIR LINE TO TOES GRABBED ME, I PULLED AWAY, HE HELD TIGHT......... "DANCE WITH ME" HE DAMMANDED, SO I DANCED WITH HIM FOR A FEW SECONDS......... HE WAS LITERALLY DRY HUMMPING MY ASS AND GROPING ME (THIS IS NOT EXACTLY DANCING) I PULLED AWAY AND STORMED THROUGH THE CROWND OF POEPLE TO GET AWAY.......... AHHH BACK TO MY POLE THANK YOU. THEN I LOOKED DOWN FROM MY STAGE AND NOTICED A GUY IN A WHEEL CHAIR WITH A BROKEN LEG ON THE DANCE FLOOR HOLDING LIKE THREE DRINKS FOR HIS FRIENDS WHILE THEY ALL DANCED THE NIGHT AWAY. I HAD TO DO IT...... I HOPED DOWN AGAIN AND ASKED HIM IF YOU WANTED TO DANCE. HE SAID "FUCK YEAH I WANT TO DANCE WITH YOU" LOL. SO I PUT HIS MANY DRINKS ASIDE AND LAPDANCED HIM FOR A WHILE. OKAY SO THAT MOMENT PASSED........ I WHEN UPSTAIR TO LOOK DOWN AT THE CROUND FOR HOTTIES.... THEN A REALLY DRUNK STINKING INCREDIBLY WHITE MALE ASKED ME DANCE HE CAME OFF REALLY NERDY SO I HAD TO SAY YES. I MEAN HE DIDNT GRAB OR DEMAND AND HE WAS ALL GOOFY AND HONEST IT WAS CUTE IN ITS OWN RIGHT. THEN HIS BEER WAS COMING AWEFULLY CLOSE TO SPILLING ON ME AS HE DANCED (LIKE AN IRISH MAN ARMS FLAILING, KNEES BENDING) IT WAS PRETTY FUN I LOVE DANCING LIKE A RETARD, BUT YEAH I DITCHED HIM AFTER A FEW MINUTES. BUT ULTIMATLEY I MET A FEW COOL PEOPLE AND GAVE AN AWESOME SEMI STRIP DANCE AT MY TRIP TO THE CLUB SOLO......... I RECOMEND IT. BUT IF I DUDE ASKS YOU IF YOUR THERE ALONE SAY NO SAY YOU HAVE LIKE 20 GUYS THERE IN THE CLB WITH YOU CUZ IF THEY KNOW YOUR VOLNERABLE THEY MIGHT FOLLOW YOU TO YOUR CAR AND THEN...... WELL YOU NEVER KNOW! LOL K I HAVE A SPANISH FINAL TO TAKE ONLINE AND I THINK I FEEL A MONSTER POOP COMING ON (I HAD EGGS FOR BREAKFAST) I DONT KNOW IF THATS RELEVENT TO POOPS. BYE