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Previously on the Binny Blog we were bored to tears with her lack of nudity and humour.
This week be prepared for Dick Hardening, Pussy wetting, pant splitting Excitement!!!!
*applause*

Well, I'm wet.
(haha)
I'm not sure where to start with this. It's been a long time since I've done anything with SG. Fuck, it's been a long time since I've done anything productive. The last productive thing I did was clean a buddy's kitchen after his birthday party. I did a fantastic job, for the record.
Now that I'm on the topic of cleaning...I have a bit of a housewife fantasy lately. I like dressing like a little housewife. Cooking, cleaning, all that jazz can actually be quite a sexy party.
Qu'est-ce que c'est?

"Hello new friend my name is Fred, the words you hear are in my head. I say I said my name is Fred and I've been very...naaaaughty."
I love cartoons. I really, truly do. I miss watching early morning cartoons. I miss sitting on the couch with a bong and snacks and watching cartoons practically all day. That would be my favorite way to spend a monday!
This blog is continuing to be nothing but more boredom. Allow me to pack this bowl and get some inspiration.
*Inspiration*

I really love Kinder eggs and their surprises!
Wait. I have, however, had quite a few disappointing surprises inside my kinder egg's deliciousness.
Never as disappointing as the surprise with my Cracker Jacks.
Curse your cheap gift Jack! It isn't always the thought that counts! I got a piece of paper! What kind of fucking gift is that? Great...now I've got a piece of popcorn stuck in my tooth. sigh. I shall never eat you again, Jack! I lied! So goood! nomnomnom!

I can't fucking wait for this!!!!!
.Lately, as I was saying earlier, I haven't really been up to anything. I just don't have any motivation to get a job. I just don't really enjoy working and like to avoid it as much as possible.

Oh, you touch my tra-la-la.
I haven't even really spent anytime with friends. And very shortly the only man who will ever marry me/take my little sister to prom/be my Bestest Friend is going on a European tour with The Birthday Massacre. They will be in Denmark, so HAHA to you Irvin! Denmark does exist and you will be there! Enjoy my heritage! haha
My inspiration has faded.
I haven't even seen my family in a week or so. I miss them. Not having a job does suck though. I wish my parents didn't live outside of town. I'd like to spend equal time with them, and with Callum.
Sometimes (a lot of the time) having a musician for a boyfriend has a lot of cons. I hate hearing his songs about/for other girls. It's not that I'm a jealous bitch, it's just that I'd rather he just moved on from the past. The songs that are actually good I understand him playing. Though, I believe we may have different opinions on which songs are good. sigh. One day, ladies and gentlemen, we may hear a song about me. That would be nice. Well, it fucking better be nice. I'm a fucking saint! Okay, perhaps not a saint. *shrugs* haha
I still love the boy.
Woot. I think he's making me lunch! I love lunch!
I believe I've let you all down immensely. I'm really just not that sexy or humorous. Or naked! and I SHOULD be naked! I'll just strip down to my birthday suit and dance around for a bit! Can you visualize that? Here, I'll help you out!
lol

TO BE CONTINUED...
Happy Birthday Matthew!
You are such an amazing person and I hope the year gets better and better and your hair stays as sweet as ever!