Bad luck last night when the Oilers lost and also lost their goaltender. I stil think they have what it takes to win but now I think it'll be in 7 games not 6. It's a beautiful day today and I have it off from work so I think I'll read on the deck and have a beer or two. I love summer. Maybe I'll...
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Well the Stanley Cup finals are going to start in a few hours and I hope the Oilers do well. It's been a while since the city has something to be excited about so long as the boneheads don't riot on Whyte Avenue again. GO OILERS! 
friedbanana105:
Ty Conklin sucks donkey dick. 
You know what pisses me off? There are about a few hundred people in this world that control over 6 billion. If the 6 billion realized this and did not live like drones.. the world would be a far better place to live in...
friedbanana105:
WE WILL NEVER GIVE YOU CONTROL!
I'm sorry, but we're going to have to kill you now.
I'm sorry, but we're going to have to kill you now.
Time for a haircut... 
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threestares:
i hope it turns out better than the one i had this morning. apparently 1 inch = 3 inches in hairdresser speak, or maybe it is just new math. it would have made sense if it had been a male but it was not.
bowie:
Thanks! I guess my rack is pretty rockin'.
Okay well trying not to be too drunk.. WOO HOO.. The Oilers made it!
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friedbanana105:
Sweet.
I thought I'd update since the Oilers are losing right now. Looks like more rain and gloomy days ahead. My new job is going okay. I'm getting used to ham as well as turkey sandwiches. I would prefer soup but there isn't a good soup place near where I work. I think it's time to start hitting the gym. I've noticed that I have gotten...
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friedbanana105:
Work on that gut, man!
clio:
Dankjewel! 
I just finished listening to Du Hast by Rammstein on my PSP. I love that song. It kicks ass!
mistressminx:
hellz ya!
friedbanana105:
Du hast got to be kidding!
A couple of interesting items on the Harper's web-site:
In Santa Ana, California, a homeless man was arrested after he told five boys he would cast them in a television
commercial, then licked their feet.
About 2,000 gallons of Sunny D concentrate leaked into a river in England, killing fish and turning the water bright yellow.
A South African ice cream company sprayed a ton...
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In Santa Ana, California, a homeless man was arrested after he told five boys he would cast them in a television
commercial, then licked their feet.
About 2,000 gallons of Sunny D concentrate leaked into a river in England, killing fish and turning the water bright yellow.
A South African ice cream company sprayed a ton...
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friedbanana105:
Yeah...
Hey how about those Oilers? I almost thought we were having another Meltdown in L.A., but it turned out all right in the end.
Hey how about those Oilers? I almost thought we were having another Meltdown in L.A., but it turned out all right in the end.
Cutting the lawn really sucks but I'll take it if I get to sit on the deck and have a cold beer afterward.
friedbanana105:
Isn't it had to cut the lawn when it's wet?
I like cutting the lawn. Hauling that old, rusty push-mower all over the yard is one of my only forms of exercise!
I like cutting the lawn. Hauling that old, rusty push-mower all over the yard is one of my only forms of exercise!
You're fucking retarded.