this is what my work is like. picture me answering the phone....
Me: New Business, Stu speaking, how can I help?
Account Manager: Hi Stu, how are you?
Me : Fine th
Account Manager: Great. Great. Listen I've just had a call from one of my dealers it's five three six
Me: Oh, hang on
Account Manager: ...five seven nine eight three five in the...
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Me: New Business, Stu speaking, how can I help?
Account Manager: Hi Stu, how are you?
Me : Fine th
Account Manager: Great. Great. Listen I've just had a call from one of my dealers it's five three six
Me: Oh, hang on
Account Manager: ...five seven nine eight three five in the...
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went out for a few quiet drinks last night. as i got on the bus to come home, a pair of tracksuited ely scallies and their girlfriends got on, and in proper carediff accents began discussing the ethics of waterboarding and other methods of us torture. all agreed that torture was wrong. you know something...i think the world is going to be ok.
cyberiouse:
yeah.... all the torture shit here.. is BS .. when did the US turn into a fucking hell hole? oh yeah about 7 years ago sorry stupid question
ha. good day today. got into work and found my friend, dave, as happy as a pig in shit. the advance copy of his new book, touchwood:trace memory had come in the post, and he was now pointing it out to anybody who walked passed.
the book's not realised until 6th march, so suffice to say, i had to steal his copy off of him....
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the book's not realised until 6th march, so suffice to say, i had to steal his copy off of him....
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lil_em:
Hmmmm, I'm not sure you'd say that if you saw me right now but never mind.
Believe me when I say I am falling apart.
How much of those things I will actually get done is minimal I'd imagine.
Believe me when I say I am falling apart.
How much of those things I will actually get done is minimal I'd imagine.
lil_em:
Thank you love. You'll be pleased to know I'm on the case and just about to leave to get my phone, the washing is on and the washing up has been done. I'm getting there.
Hope you have a Happy Friday.
xx
Hope you have a Happy Friday.
xx
things are going to end badly. fuck it all...
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narshada:
Hope things pick up for you bud...
billytheseal:
Note to self - must remember to stop feeling sorry for myself as it is not the most productive of use of my time and energy!
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whatagy:
That sounds like two worthy past times. Hope your search was successful 
mrsfulks:
hey sweetie i havent talked to u in a while just thought I would say hey 
H O R O S C O P E S by David Llewellyn
ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 20)
"It's the liberal elite and the PC do-gooders, see?" Says your brother-in-law, shaking his head with disgust, "They're taking away Christmas. In another two or three years there won't be any such thing as Christmas. Oh, we'll be celebrating Hanukah, and Diwali, and Eid and what...
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ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 20)
"It's the liberal elite and the PC do-gooders, see?" Says your brother-in-law, shaking his head with disgust, "They're taking away Christmas. In another two or three years there won't be any such thing as Christmas. Oh, we'll be celebrating Hanukah, and Diwali, and Eid and what...
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narshada:
Well I only read Saggitarius because that's mine but it made me chuckle. Good to meet you dude!
narshada:
I got it done at Holey Skin on Bath Rd in Bristol. The guy there is really good and gives good advice about your tat.
i need port.
arly:
Aye, and when your friend steals the camera away and takes loads of random pictures haha! Why do you need port?
arly:
It's generally a 'Oh no, now i remember' kind of feeling haha! Cameras tell great stories! Yeah i have a few mates who are like this at christmas, but thankfully i still have places to go and things to do.
fucking stupid virgin broadband.
fucking stupid virgin direct debit system.
fucking stupid virgin call centre staff in whatever godforsaken country they're in.
fucking stupid cutting me off from the net for over a week while they pissed around.
and while this has gone on, one of my rats has escaped and is currently living in the walls of my bathroom, waging a war upon my...
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fucking stupid virgin direct debit system.
fucking stupid virgin call centre staff in whatever godforsaken country they're in.
fucking stupid cutting me off from the net for over a week while they pissed around.
and while this has gone on, one of my rats has escaped and is currently living in the walls of my bathroom, waging a war upon my...
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mrsfulks:
May you have a wonderful holiday and a happy new year. And when are we going to get an other story???
angel_ree:
Come over and watch it with me
it's either far too early or far too late.
hunter has just taken richard mayhew to the floating market, while door and the marquis de carabas are interviewing for bodyguards.
had a weird night last night, in a good way. but it seemed to surreal. started with a visit to my nan, so got stuffed with cups of tea, eacles and welsh cakes. then met...
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hunter has just taken richard mayhew to the floating market, while door and the marquis de carabas are interviewing for bodyguards.
had a weird night last night, in a good way. but it seemed to surreal. started with a visit to my nan, so got stuffed with cups of tea, eacles and welsh cakes. then met...
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angel_ree:
You watching, reading Neverwhere? Just finished the book...i love it. I may have to re-watch the seris...again 
xxx
xxx
angel_ree:
Um...are you ok?
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cptpyjama:
No, not rude, I always like a different perspective on things
We're not in a poly relationship, which is my issue with it. But there you go. I'm sure me and him will figure things out.
We're not in a poly relationship, which is my issue with it. But there you go. I'm sure me and him will figure things out.
angel_ree:
Jealous yus cos you were drinking cocktails last night and i coulkd have done with one! Grrrr xxx
whatagy:
Pretty model!
umeko:
Your rabbit is gorgeous!... some nice model pics there too x
xdecided yay on the tongue ring. had it done tuesday by a very attractive lady, so i've kinda been unable to speak or eat since. it's gonna take some getting use too, but i'll give it a couple of months to see how i like it.
drank an incredable ammount of wine and jim beam last night, whilst watching westerns down my friends house, so...
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mrsfulks:
Hope this are feeling better hope to talk to soon.
whatagy:
Oh Jesus, that had to hurt. Hope everything across the pond is going well. It is kind of rainy and cool here today. All of the leaves are coming down so there will be a few weeks of hell here while we collect them.
BTW, as one from close to the heart of Bourbon land I can say that you have to try Makers Mark. It is great Kentucky sipping whiskey. I think you'll like it.
BTW, as one from close to the heart of Bourbon land I can say that you have to try Makers Mark. It is great Kentucky sipping whiskey. I think you'll like it.
xx