billyfivecrows

haha, your joke is way better than "IronJack"'s.*

and this piece you've posted here is possibly my favourite so far. what's the latest with your forthcoming collection?

hey, get this - i have a really bad back today. why? because to pre-empt an argument with my girlfriend last night, i left the room, went downstairs, and slept on the sofa... when exactly did my life become Married With Children?

anyway, he-perp...

*while typing this i had an almost overwhelming urge to omit the possessive apostrophe, but i couldn't...i just couldn't... should i see a doctor?

You may also want to look at this one (and the ones at the bottom of the page). Though it'll cost you a pretty penny.