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HAHA... oh my.

So I met my neighbors last night. Something like 1am and I was in my living room spraying and rubbing aloe vera sunburn gel all over my stomach and shoulders. I got burnt really bad last weekend when tubing happened and my shoulder looks like raw hamburger still.

So I'm rubbing this all over myself, which I'm sure was fairly homo-erotic at this point, when I hear:

"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU RUBBING ON YOURSELF??"

That was when it sorta felt like someone was invading my privacy. But it was some girl, sorta barbie-esque voice. The rest of the exchange went something like this:

"Oh, it's sunburn lotion."

"How come?" Her voice turns sympathetic.

"I went tubing on the apple river last weekend and I got some crazy burns on my shoulder."

"OH I LOVE THE APPLE RIVER! What did you get burnt from?" Drunky asks.

"The sun?"

"Hey! Come over and have a beer with us!" Some nameless faceless voice yells.

"Okay."

Climbed out my window, walked across the lower rooftop, then jumped up onto the roof of their house. There were, uh... 3 or 4 girls, and like 6 or 7 guys. But the two girls closest to the opening in their enclosure were the only ones watching me with the lotion.

Lotion.

I felt attractive.