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"gimme a hug."

and i'm off.

chilly air, but warm enough.

drunk couple three blocks down, they stumble by me. the girl points at a house.

"DON't tRUSt him. hE's an Asshole!" then the boy adds, "don't take HER word for it, take MINE TOO."

and i open my arms wide, point toward the house as we brush ourselves by and i say, "i guess so!"

"HEY I LIKE YOUR SHIRT!" she says in awe.

"thank you sweetie, i like it too. but the pants, dear, it's the pants!" i say.

"IS it...?" she replies.

"they're magnificent!"

spit.

go home.