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I have a personality not unlike Jello. That is to say, that rather than describing my traits in people-descriptive terms, it's much more accurate to use those of Jello.

Example:

Bob was a nice man. His courage inspires us all. And when you go to the store with him, Bob is not only a price savvy bargain shopper, he is also the master of finding unblemished fruit.

And if you were to use a similar format for me, it would be incorrect.

Thing is, when speaking of me I'd prefer for you to use adjectives like "gelatinous," and "wobbly" and "made-of-horse-hooves."

You see, I'm not so much multi-colored as I am a single bright color which varies depending on the day or mood. I don't mix with other Jello. Every now and then I shove lots of little bits of fruit in me and then sit in a bowl in a large refrigerator covered in plastic wrap.

I'm not three-dimensional as much as I'm green and translucent. I don't always know the right thing to say, but cover me in Kool-Whip and I'm the life of the party. Every soccer mom loves me.

I am available in pre-packaged cups, I am also available as a powder in boxes that you can mix yourself for larger portions to use at special events and fund-raisers.