So yes, I am a bad friend. No one else this time. Just me.
Realized I've been arrogant, stupid, heady, and hypocritical. That's a lot to be in three or so days. That's a lot to be for three or so days, all those things, same time, for most of the time. My apologies for not being sorry.
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What's new in my life is that I can't fucking think straight. I can't think at all. My brain is reeling from having no work, and nothing to do. But I love that people are really sexual lately. I don't understand it, but it makes me giggle. Not like a school girl though, more like a bored guy sitting at home wondering what people will think up next.
Stifling lately though. Little outlets. Small ones, can't barely fit my pinky toe in. My artistic vision is something like 46/82 right now. My physical vision is 41/24, just to give you some kind of measurement to go by, and no, I can't drive without corrective lenses. Not unless you'd like to eat breakfast off the hood of my car.
I want more out of this. I intend to get it. If I can't, well, there's always comfort food. Who's up for pizza?
Ice cream maybe?
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Uh, the rumors are true?
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So, if you're ever bored, come over. I have nothing to offer, but I take up all 135 lbs. of the space I'm afforded like nobody's business! Allow me, to help waste your time. Just like the Green Day song.
Warding off regrets, wasting you time...
Smoking cigarettes, wasting your time...
I'm just a parasite, wasting your time...
Applying myself to wasting your time.
Well, I'm a waste like you, with nothing else to do.
May I waste your time too?
Realized I've been arrogant, stupid, heady, and hypocritical. That's a lot to be in three or so days. That's a lot to be for three or so days, all those things, same time, for most of the time. My apologies for not being sorry.
`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_
What's new in my life is that I can't fucking think straight. I can't think at all. My brain is reeling from having no work, and nothing to do. But I love that people are really sexual lately. I don't understand it, but it makes me giggle. Not like a school girl though, more like a bored guy sitting at home wondering what people will think up next.
Stifling lately though. Little outlets. Small ones, can't barely fit my pinky toe in. My artistic vision is something like 46/82 right now. My physical vision is 41/24, just to give you some kind of measurement to go by, and no, I can't drive without corrective lenses. Not unless you'd like to eat breakfast off the hood of my car.
I want more out of this. I intend to get it. If I can't, well, there's always comfort food. Who's up for pizza?
Ice cream maybe?
`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_
Uh, the rumors are true?
`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_`-_
So, if you're ever bored, come over. I have nothing to offer, but I take up all 135 lbs. of the space I'm afforded like nobody's business! Allow me, to help waste your time. Just like the Green Day song.
Warding off regrets, wasting you time...
Smoking cigarettes, wasting your time...
I'm just a parasite, wasting your time...
Applying myself to wasting your time.
Well, I'm a waste like you, with nothing else to do.
May I waste your time too?
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Rumors?
Hmm. I too liked Carrey in Eternal Sunshine, but I'd hardly call myself a fan. I think he can be a useful and even talented actor when he's got the right material and someone to keep him from stooging. In the Lemony Snickett film it looks like they let him stooge to his heart's content. In some ways it's a bit like Mike Meyers in recent roles; a talented comedic actor whose stooging probably seems much funnier on set while he's improvising like mad. I don't know. But then it was a friend and not me who had the really bad reaction to the news.