billybeer

Well, that sounds like it would have been a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Just hang on, honey ... the only thing certain in life is change. You don't like the scenery? Just wait, it will change.

I've had a couple shitty birthdays, but I don't remember them too much any more.

Happy birthday, baby!

Sorry you had a pish (Shetland slang for 'piss' - I bring culture) birthday.

Fuck it. This time next week you won't be giving two shits about it.