billy_brown

Hood knowledge part one : bathtub macgyver


you ever see those little quotes. "you know youre country when...."
you know youre white trash when...."
well i had a "you know youre ghetto when... morning"
housemate leaves me a message at 9am letting me know theres water in the tub, and it wont drain, he used drain cleaner,
but that shit just made it worse, he referred to it as the drain clogger.
i gets home and "oh shit mother fucker, you shit is dirty"
still water with hair and all the good bits in the tub
now were hood, but were not dirty filthy,
we just dont have a plunger
cause well
never needed one, thats what the mr fix it dudes that work for the apartment complex are for.i mean, i pays that mother fucker
so. still water,
no plunger.
i take apart the whole drain, and cant reach anything,
keep in mind my hands are in drain cleaner, still hairy water, and all sorts of mess.
no game duders
still fucked
so i did some ghetto shit
the ghetto plunger:
you gets a plastic ziploc bag, zip it shut, poke a hole in the flat surface of one side
and face that down into the drain,
now pinch and pull on the opposite side of the bag, the one facing you, this will pull the water from the recessed drain, into the bag,
quickly push down, and simultaneously (yes, thats the opposite of "a hot minute") you open the zip, this will allow some of that water to move out of the drain and into the tub. zip it back quick
so at least you have some of it free from the drain.
now the bag should be in thre same position, with at least a little water out of the drain, a suction formed between it and the drain

at this point, pinch the back of the bag, and repeat the process, and youll ( with a bit of work, and some ghetto tears) (blood tears that is) remove a huge ass clog, some of which will end up in the bag, most of which will move down the drain

i done had my shower
with some silly fresh cedar soap,
shit has a maddening scent
makes me walk round cock hard all day

the tub drains perfect, and that shits clean

i still feel like my hands need to be prayed for, i dont know what kind of muck i put them in.

the whole shower long i couldnt help but sing
" i make it rain, i make it rain . .. .. . ... .. ..