im gone make a desert in my mouth ,so dry
chocolate rain
i think change is in the air, and im not just talking about the youtube video i decide to post
a friend gave me a car, free
no charge at all,
absolutely free, 95 toyota celica, i got it checked out today, the mechanic gave me a small bill, change the fluids and such, i mean free is free right, ill spend a few bucks to get it moving, if it lasts a couple months fuck it, free is free right
so the mechanic
the bill
the looks at me and says, well theres three things that need to be addressed, you have a tail light out, you need a new air filter,
and.......
your car stinks like a family of cats has been living in it
yes friends
free,
means it stinks like a hobo has used it for a toilet
i scrubbed all night, the lady and i washed it
and i think i have it beat, its the passenger floor, and i think ive got it down
or at least it smells of chemicals so bad now that the hobo is a faint memory
but remember
wherever you go
whatever you do
free is just another word for hobo toilet
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texappeal:
will you be taking said car to texas anytime soon because i miss you a whole lot.... 
williamtrinity:
i used to love getting stuff for free, but now that you've put it that way....