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I got Resident Evil: Outbreak, And zombies everywhere are feeling the pain! Well, not really, I actually havent gone online with it yet. It is, if you can believe it, more stressfull than any of the others for at least two reasons; one, NO PAUSE! shit still tries to eat you when you mess with your inventory. It's cool in the realism sense but makes for much sweating and tooth gnashing during game play. I think the term is "emotional intensity"? Two, UNLIMITED ZOMBIES! If you stick in one place for too long, there are more of those fuckers coming to get your ass! So no more "oh good, I've already killed all the zombies in here, so it's safe to poke around for herbs and gold crests and shit" Oh no-siree-bob, you better run beeyotch, 'cuz its all you can eat night and you is the prime rib, rare as fuck and running around. Oh yeah, they changed the controls on me too, you run in the direction you push now, rather than up always being forward. Which of course comes with the fun of runnig back into the room you just came from because the camera changed about 893 times before you scream and convulse with impotent rage. I remembered to let go of the stick any time I changed rooms after that. But so far I'm having a blast, there are like eight characters, each with different starting equipment and unarmed abilities, so mostly I've just been crushing through the first level with each of them. This game features atleast the following:

Thanks Mr. Billenium, this was informative and fun, just like you said!

You're welcome Timmy, you're welcome.