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Wednesday Jul 06, 2005

Jul 6, 2005
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As promised; a story. Be warned it's rather long and silly.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
The pygmy

and the tazmanian devil

sat smoking weed on a platform in the sky.
The tazmanian devil

looked over the edge saying,
"I'm scared of heights."
"How did we even get up here?" queried the pygmy.

"I remember a scarecrow

talking with a snow leopard.

"Wasn't it the chimpanzee

that brought us up here?" asked the tazmanian devil.

"I think you are thinking of the three-toed sloth."

came the reply. "But she's the one that was flirting with the drummer

from the band."
"Was it the drummer

that sold us the weed?"
"No, that was the chimpanzee."

"But Pygmy,"

cried the tazmanian devil.
"Did we meet the scarecrow

before or after the three-toed sloth?"

"Before I think..."
"Wait a minute!" shouted the tazmanian devil.

"What?"
"Something about the scarecrow..."

the other scowled. "I remember! That's why we came up here!"
"Why?" asked the pygmy.

"We were looking for the scarecrow's

brain."

"Oh! Tazmanian devil

you're right!" Grinned the pygmy.

She looked over the edge. "So how do we get down?" smile


kiss

flowerofromance:
Adorable! kiss
Jul 6, 2005
thefreak:
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

So that's why you asked.

Well done, sir. biggrin

-TM
Jul 6, 2005

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