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So guys is it just me? Have you ever noticed how when you have a BRAND new roll of toilet paper, and you invite your lady friend over to spend the night, this BRAND NEW roll to TP is fucking gone? Where in the hell did all this TP go? I mean if she bought it or was by some rare chance going to help out with the rent then go ahead, use a square or two, but the WHOLE roll? Maybe she is stuffing the TP into her bra. Then again maybe it is my fault for messing with the High School girls. But hey who can blame me? I mean the bus stops right in from of my house so I never have to leave. If my convenience means a short coming of TP, well then that is the price I pay.



Oh yea I went there.......