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The wedding sucked. Although this is the first one I have actually attended this one sucked. My cousin's wife is a bitch. Normally a little bitchyness is sexy, but excessive bitchyness is to much. It wasn't so much that she was a bitch about getting married, she is just a bitch. A fucking Bitch. My cousin I don't think see it coming. Poor Bastard. Oh -well I had pills. No alcohol was served at this wedding so it just dragged along. I was in the fucking sun because the dumb bitch wanted it outside. The wind was blowing excessively, so the candle that they were supposed to light to represent their eternal love kept blowing out. I thought that was symbolic. Then I had one moment where I actually bothered to speak up. The wedding rehearsal this bitch was going on and on about how everybody was supposed to pace their steps and walk slow. I said, " Everyone here has been married at least once if not twice. I think we know how to walk down the aile." Goddamn I hated seeing that happen. My cousin getting married to a bitch. I believe in marriage and I think it can be a beautiful thing. I think way to many people rush into it, because they want to live out this "happily ever after" fantasy, instead of getting to know each other. Hey the sex is good so let's get married. My first on I though I had it figures out but oh well. " Now I eat a steady diet of government cheese in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER !!! " Goddamn my cousins wife is a bitch. This mean every time I see him I will fucking have to see her. God help us all. When he figures this out and leaves her I will be the first on there to help him move. Although some people like to be under the thumb of a controlling woman so maybe it will work out. ? Like I said nothing wrong with a little bitchyness.