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" Cause when your life ain't shit. Then you haven't much to lose...... IT'S SLAUGHTERROMMA !!!!! "

So GWAR is coming and I can not go. FUCK. I could use a good blood spewing premature ejaculating RAWK show. Walking again but with a slight lean towards the right. It is funny I look like a baby learning to walk. I just walk and then stumble to the right. But at least I am walking. Last night my friend Jim Beam came over . It seems we had a lot of catching up to do. We sat up till the wee hours of the night talking about the good ol days and watching " Little Shop of Horrors. " Now that was a fun evening indeed, and the pills they have me on made Jim Beam twice as fun to hangout with. Ever had that feeling like you are falling through the couch? You know you want to get up but you can't and if the house catches on fire then I guess you will just burn. Ouch.

I need to clean house. I need to wash the car. I need to eat my breakfast. I need a falling star....
I demand a million dollars in untraced bills. I will take the store at gun point and watch the blood spill.
I want a new equation with a problem I can solve. I look into your eyes and demand that you evolve.
No wait I have a question. My hand is raised I have a question. Don't the teacher see my hand. My hand is raised and I have a question. I am waving my hand franticly and I HAVE A QUESTION.................
" Yes +ad do you have a question? "
Why do Sharpie markers smell so good?




**side note**
My income tax check came today. My thanks to GW for the tax cuts and new write offs. Most money I have ever got, if only I had a wife and kids then I would have made fucking BANK....