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knox, actually an hour away from knox. However I will always call ATL home. :)

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Wednesday Jan 12, 2005

Jan 12, 2005
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Okay to any one who knows me ( very very few ) you would know I am a cynical asshole and 2/3 of everything I say in public is bullshit. Have you ever been just standing in line at a store talking to someone you know, and you can tell people are ease dropping? It is at this point I go into intricate details on how I believe that once we all receive our barcodes on our heads and accept the facts we are merely consumers in a marketable world then these lines in store will be eliminated. Think about it. Walk in to Wal-Mart and the doors open and you head is scanned. No Greater just a friendly sounding voice that says, " Hello addiditonAD." Then as you leave all you products are scanned and the familiar voice says to you " Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart, Please come again." Awwwww Don't you just feel loved already? So okay this is not my ideal world but here it is and how close is it to us?
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Where was I going with that? My foot is an awesome testament to how foolish I can be. Feel free to laugh at me on this one. I was taking a shower ( uoh baby ) and getting ready for work. As I always do I drink coffee in the shower because I never have time to do both, separately so I combine them. It wakes you up I promise. smile I have done the seamless for years now but this day my coffee mug fell and broke it the shower ( imagine that ). When it was all said and done my shower looked like a scene from Psycho and my foot was full of glass and soap and coffee. So okay don't panic glass is all underneath me, one foot at a time to exit this blood bath, and let's try and clean this fucking freak show as best as we can. All of this said and done I wrapped my foot in a gauze and went to work. When I got home my foot swelled like an elephants foot and I could no longer stand to walk on it, my sock and the inside of my shoe was covered in blood. Yes kiddies infection had set in. AWESOME. So here it is three weeks later and I still can not walk on it. It is getting better and many pills, and shots in the butt are being feed to it and hopefully I will be up and about again. Hooray for stupidity. I have more stories like this. There is not limit to how far my ignorance will go............ I will probably miss GWAR due to this unless perhaps I could convince them to add my foot to the show. Actual REAL blood and puss hell yeah

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