** note to reader*** ( if any ) My friends call my dad " The Profit " because he has smoked and still smokes so much weed in his life, he is all wise and knowing like a soothsayer" This is a funny story I had to blog.
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( e-mail to Chad )
I got a 256meg jump drive. You know those trickety little keychain drives. Fuckin A. So a funny story on the profit.I go over there to see what Mom got me and the house smells horrible. Dad is deep frin' food. ( see where this is goin?) He brings in some fries on a plate and says, " I think something is wrong with the fryer." These fries where covered in black shit. He and mom where thinking maybe the frier is fucked. Which is possible. I go in there and I notice a wierd pattern on the inside of the frier. It looked like the pattern that is on the lid. The fucking lid Chad. And I says to him, " Where is the lid" The Profit looks around and then points to the fries ( covered in black ) and says, " I guess that is the lid." LOL He fucking plugged the frier up with the lid on. Then left for so long that the lid melted into the greese and he never noticed it. OMG. I swear when he gets older he is going in a home. Not if ands or buts about it.
I chose to buy warm clothes for Canada instead of a camera. I think this will be wise since it is 42F there right now. Mom's camera takes memory sticks so I am going to buy one of them. Plus I have my jump drive
I love toys.. I fill the void with techno toys.
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and so you have it.
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( e-mail to Chad )
I got a 256meg jump drive. You know those trickety little keychain drives. Fuckin A. So a funny story on the profit.I go over there to see what Mom got me and the house smells horrible. Dad is deep frin' food. ( see where this is goin?) He brings in some fries on a plate and says, " I think something is wrong with the fryer." These fries where covered in black shit. He and mom where thinking maybe the frier is fucked. Which is possible. I go in there and I notice a wierd pattern on the inside of the frier. It looked like the pattern that is on the lid. The fucking lid Chad. And I says to him, " Where is the lid" The Profit looks around and then points to the fries ( covered in black ) and says, " I guess that is the lid." LOL He fucking plugged the frier up with the lid on. Then left for so long that the lid melted into the greese and he never noticed it. OMG. I swear when he gets older he is going in a home. Not if ands or buts about it.
I chose to buy warm clothes for Canada instead of a camera. I think this will be wise since it is 42F there right now. Mom's camera takes memory sticks so I am going to buy one of them. Plus I have my jump drive
I love toys.. I fill the void with techno toys.
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and so you have it.
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