bigsissy

Here I am! Noone wants to go to the movies with me because our friends are lame. I hope you enjoy the Krays tonight. But why does your nose hurt?
And I am not annoying! I am rad. Uber rad.

Most the general stuff in college is review. Lots of people can't remember that shit. If you float through one class~ you can take the time you would be studying and use it to your advantage. (like studying the tougher junk and drinking beers after curfew)

YAY! you got to keep your job. So- I guess you didn't get into too much trouble for sucking down beers and being in someone elses dorm the other night. Good deal.

Your septum? ouch! Anything coming outta my nose would bug the crap outta me. You're not Taurus are you?

Good luck with your Speech teacher.

I think it's funny. What club did you go to?


One of my friends in Portland sent me the free smut mag from from Christmas time cuz she was on the first page. Not the cover- but the page just inside the cover. I thought it was adorable because she was wrapped up in a red bow.

Anyway- she had this friend that I fucking couldn't stand. This girl was such an a-hole. So anyway- I needed two subs for our Bunko meeting. (It's like poker for girls) Anyway- they come to Bunko as Subs and alls the fucking bratty girl does all night is act all bitchy towards all my other friends and talk about how she plays guys all the time n shit. She was such an asswad. Anyway- my friend Heidi who's a bartender at another strip club tells me a couple weeks later that she recognised that freako chick as a dancer that she had told us about at a different bunko meeting months before that.
When she said that, I screamed, "SHUT-UP" at her so LOUD.
I had remembered what story she was talking about. So anyway this big smile etches across her face and she's like- "yeah" She's the one I told you guys about.

So anyway- this girl was doing the SunFlower or whatever around the pole at the club and all of a sudden shit starts flying out of her ass. N by shit, I mean- #2.

Can you fucking imagine? Anyway- Stinky ass girl goes by Kitty or Kelly depending on what club she's working at. I can not stand that broad. If her ass is stinky Im sure her cootchy might be too. Did the chicks muff have an Explanation Mark down her landing strip? *!* If so- Stinky cootchy girl is also
stinky ass girl.
EW! Wash the hat TWICE. (just in case)

xoxoxoxo-
Elle

The ! mark is a tattoo~ BTW

Just read the shit about the security job n why it may have fell through. Sorry. Your college does seem pretty strict. But don't do anything rash- like change schools. Especially if your girlfriend is close.

Hopefully things work out. You'll find another job. What about tutoring?

Chin-up

edited to add the stuff about the Sec/ job.



[Edited on Jan 12, 2004 4:59AM]

I'm sorry babe. That sucks. Maybe talk to you tonight?

I fucking hate that LINE shit. It so totally pisses me off. It happens here too.
You just missed my latest comment. I added it just now to the end of my Journal entry.

I want to bust out a sub-machine oozie and mow people down when they cut in front of me.

the attractive thing?????

I'm sure you're hotter than me right now. I havent combed my hair today and Im wearing seans boxers and a t-shirt.

I can say this about myself- n It's pretty hot.......


My nails looks great. Naturally great. thats a HUGE accomplishment for me. (you'd have to know me)

xoxoxo
Elle

hope you are having fun in this weather, and yeah i thought that about miss portman too, just last week actually...
as far as being a homo sexual, blame it on you ironing in your picture
hope you aren't hung over in the morning
E

Natalie Portman is way too hot for her own good. I just had this conversation with Sean yesterday. Too funny.

What Sheryl Crow song?

Homo's rock. LOL (this coming from a huge fag hag)
Anyway- I don't think you're a homo for listening to Sheryl n missing your girl. I think it's adorable.

My father-in-law is going back to America tomorrow. He stayed two extra weeks. I'm going to miss him. He's a doll. He bought this little Irish cap that American gulfer guys wear and he looks so cute in it. Why Im sharing this info with you is beyond me. I guess I'm a homo.


xoxoxoxox-
Elle

That'd be a good job probably. LC is closed today too, I don't know what its closed for because we don't have classes yet...but its closed anyway.