the bigsissy FAQ:
Q: Bigsissy, is it possible that you're the best looking man on earth?
A: Yes it is possible. Not just possible, incidentally, but very, very true.
Q: Lots of people say that not only are you smart, funny AND modest. Thoughts?
A: These people are obviously idiots. Not only am i smart funny, and modest but I am also cheerful, friendly, helpful kind, obiedient and all the rest of the boy scout mottos.
Q: With the presidential election appraoching soon, who should we vote for so that we can be more like you?
A: Vote me for king. Through a loophole in the democratic process, apparently if 100% of voters vote for a single candidate, he or she can become king. Bow before me, my future humble serfs!
Q: I'm a girl aged 18-25 who is madly in love with you. Tell me, bigsissy, what can a girl like me do to win your affections?
A: Unless your name is Orchid, you'd best shove on off, darlin', before my girlfriend's boot is wedged up your butt.
Q: Bigsissy, is it possible that you're the best looking man on earth?
A: Yes it is possible. Not just possible, incidentally, but very, very true.
Q: Lots of people say that not only are you smart, funny AND modest. Thoughts?
A: These people are obviously idiots. Not only am i smart funny, and modest but I am also cheerful, friendly, helpful kind, obiedient and all the rest of the boy scout mottos.
Q: With the presidential election appraoching soon, who should we vote for so that we can be more like you?
A: Vote me for king. Through a loophole in the democratic process, apparently if 100% of voters vote for a single candidate, he or she can become king. Bow before me, my future humble serfs!
Q: I'm a girl aged 18-25 who is madly in love with you. Tell me, bigsissy, what can a girl like me do to win your affections?
A: Unless your name is Orchid, you'd best shove on off, darlin', before my girlfriend's boot is wedged up your butt.
Are you on drugs?
Which~ I'm totally not.
*sheesh*
FishNaBowl is my guy.