ok. so i think i might still have the job, and if i don't, i'm kind of over it. I knew what could happen before I started drinking on campus last night so if I did lose the job its my own fault and I cant be mad.
SO.....funny story time. So we're at the strip club last night, and its about 1:30 and we're getting ready to go. we decide to stay for one more girl who gets on stage and was being all personable (which is kind of rare at that club, the rest of the girls just try to be seductive) and she could out dance all the other girls ( also she made them play joan jett so she wins bonus cool points). So me and my friend were tossing her better tips since she was a good dancer. so about two songs in she asks me for my hat. since I had a bit of beer in me and wasnt really thinking i thought she'd just throw it on and dance around in high heels and my hat and nothing else for a while. boy was I wrong. She faces away from me with her feet spread and bends over and smiles at me and rubs it on her cunt. then throws it down, jumps in the air, lands in the splits....with her cunt on my hat. then proceeds to hump it around the stage. she finally did put it on, wore it for a while and then stuck it back on my head. Like i said, I had a few beers in me so i didnt really realize what had just happened to my hat. So then about two blocks from the club I start smelling something a bit strange....it smells like gross pussy in the car.....so i mention it to my friend...."yeah it does" he says then we had one of those looks...you know the horrified looks.....and i threw my hat in the back of the car.
its in the washing machine right now.
ed. note....after reading this, i realized its a funnier story to tell than to read. so if this was a lame story, then lord i apologize
SO.....funny story time. So we're at the strip club last night, and its about 1:30 and we're getting ready to go. we decide to stay for one more girl who gets on stage and was being all personable (which is kind of rare at that club, the rest of the girls just try to be seductive) and she could out dance all the other girls ( also she made them play joan jett so she wins bonus cool points). So me and my friend were tossing her better tips since she was a good dancer. so about two songs in she asks me for my hat. since I had a bit of beer in me and wasnt really thinking i thought she'd just throw it on and dance around in high heels and my hat and nothing else for a while. boy was I wrong. She faces away from me with her feet spread and bends over and smiles at me and rubs it on her cunt. then throws it down, jumps in the air, lands in the splits....with her cunt on my hat. then proceeds to hump it around the stage. she finally did put it on, wore it for a while and then stuck it back on my head. Like i said, I had a few beers in me so i didnt really realize what had just happened to my hat. So then about two blocks from the club I start smelling something a bit strange....it smells like gross pussy in the car.....so i mention it to my friend...."yeah it does" he says then we had one of those looks...you know the horrified looks.....and i threw my hat in the back of the car.
its in the washing machine right now.
ed. note....after reading this, i realized its a funnier story to tell than to read. so if this was a lame story, then lord i apologize
One of my friends in Portland sent me the free smut mag from from Christmas time cuz she was on the first page. Not the cover- but the page just inside the cover. I thought it was adorable because she was wrapped up in a red bow.
Anyway- she had this friend that I fucking couldn't stand. This girl was such an a-hole. So anyway- I needed two subs for our Bunko meeting. (It's like poker for girls) Anyway- they come to Bunko as Subs and alls the fucking bratty girl does all night is act all bitchy towards all my other friends and talk about how she plays guys all the time n shit. She was such an asswad. Anyway- my friend Heidi who's a bartender at another strip club tells me a couple weeks later that she recognised that freako chick as a dancer that she had told us about at a different bunko meeting months before that.
When she said that, I screamed, "SHUT-UP" at her so LOUD.
I had remembered what story she was talking about. So anyway this big smile etches across her face and she's like- "yeah" She's the one I told you guys about.
So anyway- this girl was doing the SunFlower or whatever around the pole at the club and all of a sudden shit starts flying out of her ass. N by shit, I mean- #2.
Can you fucking imagine? Anyway- Stinky ass girl goes by Kitty or Kelly depending on what club she's working at. I can not stand that broad. If her ass is stinky Im sure her cootchy might be too. Did the chicks muff have an Explanation Mark down her landing strip? *!* If so- Stinky cootchy girl is also
stinky ass girl.
EW! Wash the hat TWICE. (just in case)
xoxoxoxo-
Elle
Just read the shit about the security job n why it may have fell through. Sorry. Your college does seem pretty strict. But don't do anything rash- like change schools. Especially if your girlfriend is close.
Hopefully things work out. You'll find another job. What about tutoring?
Chin-up
edited to add the stuff about the Sec/ job.
[Edited on Jan 12, 2004 4:59AM]