so time for my weekend event recap 
On Friday I had dinner at Ashley's. I got mad for her abandoning me in the basement with her little cousins and brother. It all worked out though in the end. Her mom had apple pie for dessert. I forgot how much I loved warm apple pie...mmmmmmmm
Saturday I was at my dad's. My grandmother and aunt came, and so I talked ashley into coming because she had not met them yet. As usual, my aunt said stupid things. The good thing was that my dad didn't start a fight with her about it. Normally she says shit, and then he does...then everyone is fighting. Finally we had dinner...ham for the second time. Of course my father found a discount easter cake
Sunday was the best...4:20. It started by heading to my mother's for dinner. Ham dinner for the 3rd day in a row. When we got there, there was nothing to do, because it's the country and they lead boring lives, so we all just watched golf on satellite tv. Then my granmother arrived and wished us a "happy new year". She's 87, and in her old age, her mind has slipped. Eventually dinner was ready...it was buffet style...my grandmother knocked over the whole basket holding the garlic bread onto the floor
Next my mom was talking about how it's hard to get the food ready and hot all at the same time. My grandmother decided to tell her that "maybe if you had have put the ham on earlier, it would have actually been hot and you wouldn't have that problem" but she said it in this strange way...funniest line. Now my gay brother was there with his bf, whom he lives with. My 8 year old sister thinks it's bad that tim's "dave" has to sleep on the couch because they only have one bedroom...too young to understand. She decides to say to them at the dinner table that they really should get a two bedroom apartment, then they could both have beds. I nearly fell off my chair with laughter. Tim had no clue what to say.
Once dinner was done, Dave and I headed back to reality (mississauga). We went over to mark's place to enjoy some bud. They rolled 3 J's for the 5 of us. I'm taking a hit off the big joint when Vince says "mike, do you smoke pot often"...totally caught me off gaurd, choked on the smoke I was inhaling and basically coughed the smoke out...but it came out in a big cloud...out the mouth and nose. My head was an immediate weed cloud. Next thing I know everyone in the garage cannot contain themselves because they are laughing so hard. It was a fun night. I had a great sleep once I got home.
Anyway, that was my weekend. There was more, but if I make the entry longer, most will not read through it. I notice a correlation between short entries and more responses or more poeple reading it.
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
On Friday I had dinner at Ashley's. I got mad for her abandoning me in the basement with her little cousins and brother. It all worked out though in the end. Her mom had apple pie for dessert. I forgot how much I loved warm apple pie...mmmmmmmm
Saturday I was at my dad's. My grandmother and aunt came, and so I talked ashley into coming because she had not met them yet. As usual, my aunt said stupid things. The good thing was that my dad didn't start a fight with her about it. Normally she says shit, and then he does...then everyone is fighting. Finally we had dinner...ham for the second time. Of course my father found a discount easter cake
Sunday was the best...4:20. It started by heading to my mother's for dinner. Ham dinner for the 3rd day in a row. When we got there, there was nothing to do, because it's the country and they lead boring lives, so we all just watched golf on satellite tv. Then my granmother arrived and wished us a "happy new year". She's 87, and in her old age, her mind has slipped. Eventually dinner was ready...it was buffet style...my grandmother knocked over the whole basket holding the garlic bread onto the floor
Next my mom was talking about how it's hard to get the food ready and hot all at the same time. My grandmother decided to tell her that "maybe if you had have put the ham on earlier, it would have actually been hot and you wouldn't have that problem" but she said it in this strange way...funniest line. Now my gay brother was there with his bf, whom he lives with. My 8 year old sister thinks it's bad that tim's "dave" has to sleep on the couch because they only have one bedroom...too young to understand. She decides to say to them at the dinner table that they really should get a two bedroom apartment, then they could both have beds. I nearly fell off my chair with laughter. Tim had no clue what to say.
Once dinner was done, Dave and I headed back to reality (mississauga). We went over to mark's place to enjoy some bud. They rolled 3 J's for the 5 of us. I'm taking a hit off the big joint when Vince says "mike, do you smoke pot often"...totally caught me off gaurd, choked on the smoke I was inhaling and basically coughed the smoke out...but it came out in a big cloud...out the mouth and nose. My head was an immediate weed cloud. Next thing I know everyone in the garage cannot contain themselves because they are laughing so hard. It was a fun night. I had a great sleep once I got home.
Anyway, that was my weekend. There was more, but if I make the entry longer, most will not read through it. I notice a correlation between short entries and more responses or more poeple reading it.
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
demigauge:
26oo:
you call that a weekend? that's not a weekend...this is a weekend.