Top 20 Things You Won't Hear a Programmer Saying
1. Oh, sorry. My mistake. I will fix my programming error right away.
2. IF (what_he_say$=interesting$) THEN BEGIN
SET heck:=frozen_over;
SET pigs:=airborne; SET me:=Queen_of_Sheba;
GOTO the_top_of_our_stairs;
END
3. So, I met this girl at a club last night...
4. I think this program should do just what the customer wants, not what we think is "kewl".
5. I finished the code two weeks ago, I'd just like a little more time to polish the documentation.
6. Before I start coding, I should find out exactly what this program is supposed to do.
7. At some point, we have to count on the intelligence of the user.
8. Microsoft makes all the best programs.
9. I got into programming so that I could interact with other people. And I really love doing documentation.
10. My girlfriend said ...
11. Hmmm.... needs more testing.
12. I-I-I t-t-h-h-i-n-n-k-k I-I-'ve h-h-ha-a-d e-e-n-n-ou-gh c-c-c-a-a-f-f-i-i-n-n-e-e n-n-o-o-w.
13. I've fixed all the bugs, added all the features you wanted, so if there's nothing else, I'm going to leave a few minutes early for my date. Or I should say dates...Mimi and Kiki are twin lingerie models.
14. On this project, I want to apply what I learned from The Mythical Man-Month and spend time on the requirements and design instead of just banging out code.
15. The hardware is fine, we should fix this in the code!
16. Yes, my dear, of course. I will drop everything and come to meet you right away. Who cares about all this stuff anyway? YOU are so much more important to me and I have worked enough to complete my daily 8 hours!
17. I wish we could do this in COBOL (or: FORTRAN) !
18. We've hit a bit of a problem. This task is going to take a little longer than I expected in the initial estimate. My fault.
19. Star Trek isn't really real. It's an abomination of social ethics.
20. I can do that in five minutes, just have a coffee and it will be ready.
I'm liking the new journal feature, I can now see all of my journals from months ago
Yesterday I came down with this wicked headache and ended up doing nothing all evening. I put on my dvd of die hard at 7. Made it through 15 minutes and then I passed out til 9. I got up and talked to people online and then went to bed at about 10 and didn't get up til now. I guess my lack of sleep had caught up with me, but I'm feeling much better now. Today I'm gonna work on some maps
I also have to get a new bloodwork requisition considering my old one just expired. I started my enbrel injections so I'm hoping they help soon, I'd rather now spend another summer in the hospital
1. Oh, sorry. My mistake. I will fix my programming error right away.
2. IF (what_he_say$=interesting$) THEN BEGIN
SET heck:=frozen_over;
SET pigs:=airborne; SET me:=Queen_of_Sheba;
GOTO the_top_of_our_stairs;
END
3. So, I met this girl at a club last night...
4. I think this program should do just what the customer wants, not what we think is "kewl".
5. I finished the code two weeks ago, I'd just like a little more time to polish the documentation.
6. Before I start coding, I should find out exactly what this program is supposed to do.
7. At some point, we have to count on the intelligence of the user.
8. Microsoft makes all the best programs.
9. I got into programming so that I could interact with other people. And I really love doing documentation.
10. My girlfriend said ...
11. Hmmm.... needs more testing.
12. I-I-I t-t-h-h-i-n-n-k-k I-I-'ve h-h-ha-a-d e-e-n-n-ou-gh c-c-c-a-a-f-f-i-i-n-n-e-e n-n-o-o-w.
13. I've fixed all the bugs, added all the features you wanted, so if there's nothing else, I'm going to leave a few minutes early for my date. Or I should say dates...Mimi and Kiki are twin lingerie models.
14. On this project, I want to apply what I learned from The Mythical Man-Month and spend time on the requirements and design instead of just banging out code.
15. The hardware is fine, we should fix this in the code!
16. Yes, my dear, of course. I will drop everything and come to meet you right away. Who cares about all this stuff anyway? YOU are so much more important to me and I have worked enough to complete my daily 8 hours!
17. I wish we could do this in COBOL (or: FORTRAN) !
18. We've hit a bit of a problem. This task is going to take a little longer than I expected in the initial estimate. My fault.
19. Star Trek isn't really real. It's an abomination of social ethics.
20. I can do that in five minutes, just have a coffee and it will be ready.
I'm liking the new journal feature, I can now see all of my journals from months ago
Yesterday I came down with this wicked headache and ended up doing nothing all evening. I put on my dvd of die hard at 7. Made it through 15 minutes and then I passed out til 9. I got up and talked to people online and then went to bed at about 10 and didn't get up til now. I guess my lack of sleep had caught up with me, but I'm feeling much better now. Today I'm gonna work on some maps
I also have to get a new bloodwork requisition considering my old one just expired. I started my enbrel injections so I'm hoping they help soon, I'd rather now spend another summer in the hospital
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yeha i get some damn bad headaches to..where i have to lay down in a dark quiet room..it sucks..i feel your pain brother