bigpunkmike

so I dropped off ashley at home and then while heading back I decided I felt like I needed a diet coke. So I stopped off at the 24 hour grocery store because I could buy the 1 litre one for 69 cents, much cheaper than the gas station. I get there and get into the express lane...it's long. I wait a few minutes and then the cashier puts up the sign that she is closed. So I look at the other line (the only other one open) and it has about 20 people in it. I said screw it and put the coke down and bought a can from the vending machine for 50 cents. It's now 20 minutes later...all I wanted was the drink. I get home and walk through the door...drop the can on the ground, it explodes on impact somehow and start spraying diet coke all over the walls and door. Great, I wasted all that time for a fricken can of coke which exploded, made me sticky and now I have nothing