I been using fucktard alot. To people that can't drive and asshats that stop in the middle of the subway stairs to check their phone/ipod or what ever they are doing.
In your line of work, people would be amazed that you don;t use th iPhone/Blackberry/mobile device often or stop stair traffic. As you and I know....the reason we techies never take out our mobile devices is....we've been working on computers all day! The last thing I want to look at is more computers! LOL.
Fucknugget
Fuckpump
and douche fucker
I highly value creativity