biglivin999

Okay, so I gots nothing to talk about today, so I'm gonna ask some questions of my readership. Specifically, I'm going to ask about my favorite daydreaming topic (other than sex).

So...if you suddenly found yourself being pursued by evil forces (govt. agency, supervillain, ninjas, etc.), how would you outfit yourself for your life on the lamb?

Please respond by answering these questions (my answers are provided).

1. What to wear? - I'm going with my big black boots, black jeans, a thermal shirt, and my black leather jacket. Dark for concealment, warm for any weather, and fairly durable.

2. Two weapons? - I'll take a Louisville Slugger and a hunting knife. Remember, if I'm being chased, I can't wait out getting a gun, so it's Wal-Mart sporting goods for me. The bat is versatile and easily explained to authorities, and has a good wide swinging area. The knife is a last resort weapon, and good for silencing people a bit more permanently...

3. Five useful items (these must all fit in an ordinary backpack, and be things you have on hand)? - cell phone, jar of peanut butter (cheap food), towel (I'm a hoopy frood), passport, and backup contact lenses.

4. Who will be your only ally: a streetwise hooker with a heart of gold, a curmudgeonly retired beat cop, or a resourceful and empathic mongrel dog? - I'm going for the dog, he can't rat me out later because the bad guys kidnap his family, and I could always eat him if I begin starving.

So there are my answers. What are yours?