After threats from invisigirl of a "bollocks punch (her words)," I present today's entry.
Met an Irish girl today...ahem...MET AN IRISH GIRL TODAY!
Yeah, she works at the cafe where i spend most of my tips. She's also so Irish; I could scarcely understand her or formulate a logical spelling for her name.
She was very cute and pale as binder paper. Meow!
I plan to stop by later this week and say, "Word up" or the Irish colloquial equivalent.
The girl from my post a week or so ago proved a collossal flake. I call her a Mallard, meaning: she's like a duck who's just whiling away the day, swimming about, forgetting that she should fucking phone me up.
Nah, no big deal. Her skin was too tan anyway! 
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...also,
I will be coming down to LA this weekend, so if anyone has suggestions for big fun or wants to go to the Glendale Galleria (kidding) with my buddies and I ...let me know.
Met an Irish girl today...ahem...MET AN IRISH GIRL TODAY!
Yeah, she works at the cafe where i spend most of my tips. She's also so Irish; I could scarcely understand her or formulate a logical spelling for her name.
She was very cute and pale as binder paper. Meow!
I plan to stop by later this week and say, "Word up" or the Irish colloquial equivalent.
The girl from my post a week or so ago proved a collossal flake. I call her a Mallard, meaning: she's like a duck who's just whiling away the day, swimming about, forgetting that she should fucking phone me up.
Nah, no big deal. Her skin was too tan anyway!
...
...also,
I will be coming down to LA this weekend, so if anyone has suggestions for big fun or wants to go to the Glendale Galleria (kidding) with my buddies and I ...let me know.
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Man bosoms?!? If you grow some of those, I'll teach you how to twirl flaming pastie tassels, too!
officer bighead has permanent kung-fu grip, or perhaps he suffers from an old cross-country skiing injury. either way, those hands have probably held many a beer can to drown his sorrows--the family/latent homosexuality thing has driven him to the bottle time and time again....
he is a rookie in LIFE, for sure.