Fella comes up to the window, looks to be about mid 50's wearing an orange sherbet tye dye Margaritaville T-shirt, dark green shorts and neon orange and blue running shoes. He is about 5'8" with a beer gut the size of a couple bowling balls...
C: tell me the truth...did you see that van that was over here? (He says with a slight Texan drawl)
Me: (smiling) you know sir I didn't happen to catch it.
C: man he must have gotten a sweet deal on it cuz it was ugly as shit...hahaha!
Me:oh yeah?
C: it was white with this god awful fucked up lookin' green stripe goin' down the side of that sum bitch
Me: lolol...I guess it's each his own
C: I guess...that guy was such an ugly fucker he's never going to get laid ridin' around in something like that...
Me: haha, well maybe a certain kind of person would like it?
C: yeah, either that or he's got a big ass ding-a-ling, hahaha...see y'all later now! Hehehe