I want share some of my work stories here. I currently work as the Lead Fuel Clerk at a Fuel Center that is attached to a grocery store. I usually just post them on Facebook but I was wondering if someone or anyone might get a laugh out of them here as well. I sometimes have to deal with some of the less intelligent humans in this world and it really shows in a few of my dealings.

So there was a gentlemen today at one of the pumps putting fuel in his Volvo, he looked to be about in his mid to upper 50's. Good lookin' fella...except for maybe the tucked in Hawaiian shirt to his perfectly creased twill khakis. He is talking on his cell phone will the ticker is going. On the other side of the same pump. A young lady in her early 20's in a beautiful flowy type summer dress with long blonde hair jumps out of her car to start the process of filling her car with fuel. The gentlemen sees her and slowly lurks around the pump but keeping his distance and starts to stare at the pretty young woman. He starts to walk back to his car and finishes his phone call. He then peers around the pump again and she has turned to go back to her car. She opens her driver side door and bends over her seat as if reaching across her seat to get something. The man then rushes around the inside of the pump hose, reaches how camera across the divider and begins to take pictures of her back side. She starts to make a move back out of the car and the man brings his phone down to act as though he was just doing some trolling. The woman drops some trash at that moment, almost in front of the man. Her loosely fitted top says as she stoops to pick up her fallen trash. Like clockwork this man begins to take pictures aimed directly down her her dress. I then turned on my all call to the intercom through the station and pointed the microphone down to initiate a loud feedback noise. The woman looked up as the man who was only 3 feet from her gets spooked. He fumbles his phone, drops it on the ground and then somehow trips himself to the point of putting his foot down hard enough that it landed on his phone.......there was no cover on it. The woman clutches her chest and scream "what the fuck, man?" The man picks up what's left of his phone, knocks the nozzle out from his tank and doesn't hang it up, runs to his driver side and speeds off! I ran out there (walked quickly) to assess the situation a little further. The woman stood there shocked still so I helped her finish with the garbage she was clutching then sat her down in her car and finished the filling of her fuel. She couldn't believe that happened. I didn't even want to tell her what I saw before she caught him...moral of the story, if you feel that you just HAVE to sneak a pic, you better be a little less of creep to do it. Never mind that you shouldn't even do it any way.