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big_slikk

Alaska

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Tuesday Aug 02, 2005

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Evil Slikk....
Okay today i saw this woman i used to work with Heather. We would kinda hang out at work on breaks and lunches and stuff, i was crushing on her for a bit. she ws a friend of my niece too i later found out. anyway my friend was so wanting her long ago and today i saw her and she left her bf of 5 years. so i txt my friend of her break up, this is so like him, "is she still working there? Set me up!" biggrin okay no she dosen't work there anymore but i do have her number. So i get into my Dark Side and reply "no can do, goin out on saturday" tongue So i got him goin all day, i'll let it sit for a bit b4 i tell him i'm fucking with him again.

Okay the "again" part, this is much bigger than that little joke.

What really happened;
Some teens had some pellet guns and threatened some customers to rob them outside my work and they also were stealing too and pulled the fake gun on the Loss Prevention guys so he called the Police. at this time no onw knew they were fake guns. i had no clue to this point all this but as i was getting around a counter and ask some dude if they need an help 3 cops with Assult Rifles and 3 more with Shotguns storm my department towards the fellas i'm trying to help and demand they drop to the floor and hands on their backs. The police tell me to step aside as i was in the Line of Fire. Now since these guys dropped ASAP and were behind the counter everone only saw the Police aim towards me and me standing there alone. It's so wrong but everyone of my coworkers thought 6 cops stormed a retail store for me!

Now for what my friend was told;
basically all the cop stuff but left out the guys they were after. "it took 6 cops armed with assult rifles and shotgun to take Robert down!" i made everyone in my dept and one other accomplise be vague and not really know what happened but that i was unavailable for the night and they couldn't discuss it. now his roomate i also work with so he laid it on thick later. I had his roommate, 2 of my closers and the customer service desk worker all in on it. i almost had one of his friends in on it but he left b4 i could get him to conspire.
An hour after i get off work i go to his place and loosen my tie, ruff up my hair and try so hard to keep a straight face. Now his roommate was hanging kinda behind this doorway so our friend couldn't see him laughing his ass off without a sound as i was telling him the bogus story of how it was the wrong guy. he yells "See i told you it was a mistaken identiy!!!" i couldn't hold it in, i bust out laughing and tell him we fooled him!

Now i've been called Evil for my tricks, and not well cuz i said Prof. Snape is my fav teacher at Hogwarts. I'm not a book reader but my friend told me what happened in The Half Blood Prince.
a_vanity:
eeek
Aug 1, 2005
voile:
Nice! Quite elaborate. People don't do elaborate things enough these days.
Aug 2, 2005

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