big_dave

Lofty did get his revenge after the match by booting the Neanderthal in the knackers, just what I would have done too. The whole series of Milligans war diaries are supurb. I crack up every time I read them. I liked the side notes staring Hitler and Co

The scene: The Eagles Eyrie, in the bath are Hitler, Admiral Doenitz and Goebbels. Doenitz is playing with the German Navy.

Hitler: Vat do zey mean, 'Get stuffed'
Goebbels: Zey are habing zer breakfast, and he is vishing zem 'get stuffed' wiz zer food.
Hitler: So, we have broken an nudder of zere codes: now, what is zer 'Bollocks' and 'Up Yours'?
Gobbels: I do not know Fuhrer
Hitler: (foaming at the mouth) Vhy don't you know, you little crippled creep!
He smashes the bath water with his fists and hits Doenitz below the plimsoll line.
Admiral Doenitz: Ach - mein bollocks!!
Hitler: Vonderschoen! anudder British Code has been broken! I promote you from Admiral Doenitz to Field Marshal Goering!

Tax bills. yeuch. Mines at the end of the month, two days after my rent is due. I'll be totally cleaned out. Sod it.

Cheers for the beers, nice meeting you. Hope you got your train ok and werent too shagged out for work!

Oops, back to work before the boss notices I'm not tracking metal shipments

I just read beyond Lies the Wub it is part of the collection I am reading. So what did you think about it?

damn that shitty shitty day still, its now saturday and the sun is shining!!!! yes, that really means jackshit when you too skint to drink in the sun.....................

Must be a lot of work mate...

A hell of a lot of work...

Thanks. Not a bad pic, yourself.

Did you ever get the "life is hard" speech when you were little? See I didn't - I always thought it got easier. I'm still coming to grips with it.

You're right, size doesn't mean everything in a fight but all things being equal the bigger guy almost always wins. Emotionally is another story of course. (which was your point of course) But you know something is wrong when people you don't speak to often start commenting on how down you sound. I mean I have this attorney here at work who rarely talks to me and even HE noticed a change in me.

I know it's time for change but I'm still scared that I will regret it. But at the same time I KNOW it's a mistake for me to stay in this situation because I need to fix my personal problems on my own. The worst thing is I barely have any friends anymore, which is probably why I'm here typing this right now hehe.

i love ur ink!
yay 4 hulk, matrix2, xmen 2! cant wait!
chillis rock!

American History X is an awesome film. When i watched it with a mate, i was expecting to hate it as it wasn't the sort of movie i'd go for, but i was fixed to the screen!!! I've seen it twice since, and its still a brilliantly gritty story.

God I'm glad you survived the crash thing. Leaky hydraulics are a pain in the arse. I used to have one that leaked clutch fluid all over my feet as I drove.

Good luck sorting your relationship out. If she's doing her Finals, she's bound to be feeling the strain from that. Maybe things will improve when she's finished?

ADSL? you jammy bugger!!! BT promised to upgrade my exchange by March 2002 and i'm still waiting I can't even get a cable connection where i live.

album for the start of the day: Christ the Album/Crass. Cos that's the sort of mood I woke up in.

single for the end of the day: Jerk it Out/Caesars. Cos it's funky and cheers me up.

Then again Blur are playing live on the radio at the minute and their new stuff seems pretty good if a bit prophetic vocally...

thanks bro! dude that hairless cat is insane. i hope its real, not photoshop! (let me know!)