Tonight, Matthew, I will be ripped off my tits on Blavod and cloudy lemonade.
ripped off tits cf. leathered, bladdered, kaylied, bolloxed, arseholed, shitfaced, wankered, trolleyed, wasted, fucked, pissed. see drunk
EDIT see journal in SGUK for bike woes
EDIT EDIT: I ended up drinking the entire bottle of Blavod and went to bed at 2am absolutely hammered
Somehow I still got into work by 7 and even better, didn't get a sniff of a hangover. As one of the guys at work said, it must mean I've finally become a true alcoholic 
ripped off tits cf. leathered, bladdered, kaylied, bolloxed, arseholed, shitfaced, wankered, trolleyed, wasted, fucked, pissed. see drunk
EDIT see journal in SGUK for bike woes
EDIT EDIT: I ended up drinking the entire bottle of Blavod and went to bed at 2am absolutely hammered
Somehow I still got into work by 7 and even better, didn't get a sniff of a hangover. As one of the guys at work said, it must mean I've finally become a true alcoholic VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
Still no good news about the bike? DOH!
Time to put a remote controlled low-yield nail bomb in the seat....or if you worry about collateral damage, then a low-yield smelly goop bomb will have those bike thieves cursing a blue streak. If you have contact with a bio-chem student, they could mix you up a batch of home-made skunk emmissions, seal it airtight. It may not save your bike, but it will make those thieves stink. And they might not be savvy enough to know that the only way to remove skunk pong is with...of all things...tomato juice. It's absorbed by hair. body and head....no amount of shampoo willl remove it.
As a follow-up to vastad's idea, I'm a Biochemistry graduate...