Okay, so, the scariest week of my life? Possibly...
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Tonight, Matthew, I will be ripped off my tits on Blavod and cloudy lemonade.
ripped off tits cf. leathered, bladdered, kaylied, bolloxed, arseholed, shitfaced, wankered, trolleyed, wasted, fucked, pissed. see drunk
EDIT see journal in SGUK for bike woes
EDIT EDIT: I ended up drinking the entire bottle of Blavod and went to bed at 2am absolutely hammered
Somehow I still got into work by...
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ripped off tits cf. leathered, bladdered, kaylied, bolloxed, arseholed, shitfaced, wankered, trolleyed, wasted, fucked, pissed. see drunk
EDIT see journal in SGUK for bike woes
EDIT EDIT: I ended up drinking the entire bottle of Blavod and went to bed at 2am absolutely hammered
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vastad:
Reading may not have the greatest nightlife, by 'BAH GOOM' it's going to be fascinating in the learning.... 
Still no good news about the bike? DOH!
Time to put a remote controlled low-yield nail bomb in the seat....or if you worry about collateral damage, then a low-yield smelly goop bomb will have those bike thieves cursing a blue streak. If you have contact with a bio-chem student, they could mix you up a batch of home-made skunk emmissions, seal it airtight. It may not save your bike, but it will make those thieves stink. And they might not be savvy enough to know that the only way to remove skunk pong is with...of all things...tomato juice. It's absorbed by hair. body and head....no amount of shampoo willl remove it.
Still no good news about the bike? DOH!
Time to put a remote controlled low-yield nail bomb in the seat....or if you worry about collateral damage, then a low-yield smelly goop bomb will have those bike thieves cursing a blue streak. If you have contact with a bio-chem student, they could mix you up a batch of home-made skunk emmissions, seal it airtight. It may not save your bike, but it will make those thieves stink. And they might not be savvy enough to know that the only way to remove skunk pong is with...of all things...tomato juice. It's absorbed by hair. body and head....no amount of shampoo willl remove it.
wated:
True alcoholism is so much fun, ain't it?
As a follow-up to vastad's idea, I'm a Biochemistry graduate...
As a follow-up to vastad's idea, I'm a Biochemistry graduate...
Tim in gra le cailn deas, mo faighean gneasach 
So, twas another hot & humid weekend filling boxes. There's actually room to move up here again
Still haven't got this poxy wireless network sorted yet, tho. Tis no wonder people get paid to do this shit full time. What happened to plug 'n' play? Plug me arse, if you'll pardon the expression 
Never mind tho......
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So, twas another hot & humid weekend filling boxes. There's actually room to move up here again
Still haven't got this poxy wireless network sorted yet, tho. Tis no wonder people get paid to do this shit full time. What happened to plug 'n' play? Plug me arse, if you'll pardon the expression
Never mind tho......
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maelwys:
The paws are nearly all healed up, thanks.
Shit, sorry to hear about your bike. That bloody sucks. The police are more concerned with speed camera's and other bollocks rather than any thefts. Wonder how quickly they'd react if someone half inched a Panda? Have you heard anything since?
I like Pervy's and Mr Sonic's suggestion about nicking someone elses bike. Any arseholes near you with a nice machine?
Shit, sorry to hear about your bike. That bloody sucks. The police are more concerned with speed camera's and other bollocks rather than any thefts. Wonder how quickly they'd react if someone half inched a Panda? Have you heard anything since?
I like Pervy's and Mr Sonic's suggestion about nicking someone elses bike. Any arseholes near you with a nice machine?
asha:
grrrr hunt them down
mine got taken from my own back yard...and there was a lock on the gate.
i never used or wanted it tho. lol.
hunt them down
mine got taken from my own back yard...and there was a lock on the gate.
i never used or wanted it tho. lol.
Can't believe how hot it's been this weekend - typically, I've spent much of it in the hottest part of the house, up here in the loft, moving stuff and boxing it up for storage. I'm melting...
Do you believe in ESP or whatever you want to call it when you're thinking about somebody and suddenly they ring you or you meet them in the...
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nixon:
There were indeed gelatinous blobs under the raft, but I think it was just algae. I didn't see Kevin Bacon at all.
And as for ESP- usually it just surprises me how often I know who it is when the phone rings.
And as for ESP- usually it just surprises me how often I know who it is when the phone rings.
stacie:
future brother in law? in chicago? isnt that far from the UK? your little mail lovin's went out today 
well at least I didn't have to go to Manchester today.
still, there was a great programme on Woman's Hour about periods today, so that cheered us all up .....
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nickysonic:
Mmmm, periods...
wated:
You made a very astute suggestion as to my whereabouts...and get the book for your mum (and nick the others off her), unless she's read it already!
Woman's Hour eh? O-kaaaay then...
Woman's Hour eh? O-kaaaay then...
long day.... 5am start following a day out with SGUK in Camden meant some small measure of suffering... and the usual ten hour round trip for 20 mins work on a painfully humid day in a van didn't help.
Top afternoon out yesterday, got to meet a good bunch of SGUKers, just a shame I had to leave early due to trains,work commitments, and hassles...
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Top afternoon out yesterday, got to meet a good bunch of SGUKers, just a shame I had to leave early due to trains,work commitments, and hassles...
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vampsinthe78:
Camden is great innit? I love the fact, it seems like every cool little place from the rest of the UK seems to have been squeezed into one and applied liberally down one street! Really sorry i didnt have time to chat! Definately make more of an effort next time I make the southern pilgrimage!!!!
You doing bulldog? if i can get my heap of shite bike "unburnt" I may follow the t'others... So, who knows... Look out for the NW contingent!
I have a feeling the next trip to London wont be long, Eccles sucks shaft bigtime... v78
You doing bulldog? if i can get my heap of shite bike "unburnt" I may follow the t'others... So, who knows... Look out for the NW contingent!
I have a feeling the next trip to London wont be long, Eccles sucks shaft bigtime... v78
drunkpunk:
Alright dude?
It appears that in my time away from SG whilst trying to sort my head out, i missed a SGUK meet? Fucking bollocking arse toss
Oh well, maybe catch up with ya at the next one.
It appears that in my time away from SG whilst trying to sort my head out, i missed a SGUK meet? Fucking bollocking arse toss
Oh well, maybe catch up with ya at the next one.
blah blah blah work...
blah blah blah fallin asleep in front of tv every nite...
blah blah blah struggling to exist...
blah blah blah bored...
blah blah blah lonely...
blah blah blah skint thanx to tax bill...
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
anyway...
blah blah blah fallin asleep in front of tv every nite...
blah blah blah struggling to exist...
blah blah blah bored...
blah blah blah lonely...
blah blah blah skint thanx to tax bill...
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
anyway...
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maelwys:
Lofty did get his revenge after the match by booting the Neanderthal in the knackers, just what I would have done too. The whole series of Milligans war diaries are supurb. I crack up every time I read them. I liked the side notes staring Hitler and Co
The scene: The Eagles Eyrie, in the bath are Hitler, Admiral Doenitz and Goebbels. Doenitz is playing with the German Navy.
Hitler: Vat do zey mean, 'Get stuffed'
Goebbels: Zey are habing zer breakfast, and he is vishing zem 'get stuffed' wiz zer food.
Hitler: So, we have broken an nudder of zere codes: now, what is zer 'Bollocks' and 'Up Yours'?
Gobbels: I do not know Fuhrer
Hitler: (foaming at the mouth) Vhy don't you know, you little crippled creep!
He smashes the bath water with his fists and hits Doenitz below the plimsoll line.
Admiral Doenitz: Ach - mein bollocks!!
Hitler: Vonderschoen! anudder British Code has been broken! I promote you from Admiral Doenitz to Field Marshal Goering!
Tax bills. yeuch. Mines at the end of the month, two days after my rent is due. I'll be totally cleaned out. Sod it.
The scene: The Eagles Eyrie, in the bath are Hitler, Admiral Doenitz and Goebbels. Doenitz is playing with the German Navy.
Hitler: Vat do zey mean, 'Get stuffed'
Goebbels: Zey are habing zer breakfast, and he is vishing zem 'get stuffed' wiz zer food.
Hitler: So, we have broken an nudder of zere codes: now, what is zer 'Bollocks' and 'Up Yours'?
Gobbels: I do not know Fuhrer
Hitler: (foaming at the mouth) Vhy don't you know, you little crippled creep!
He smashes the bath water with his fists and hits Doenitz below the plimsoll line.
Admiral Doenitz: Ach - mein bollocks!!
Hitler: Vonderschoen! anudder British Code has been broken! I promote you from Admiral Doenitz to Field Marshal Goering!
Tax bills. yeuch. Mines at the end of the month, two days after my rent is due. I'll be totally cleaned out. Sod it.
maelwys:
Cheers for the beers, nice meeting you. Hope you got your train ok and werent too shagged out for work!
Oops, back to work before the boss notices I'm not tracking metal shipments
Oops, back to work before the boss notices I'm not tracking metal shipments
back to bloody work, in a converted attic workshop that,s currently running around 36 degrees. Mmm, warm. Then I come home and sit in this converted attic, in front of a bank of PCs, trying to wireless network the bastards...sheesh. Warm here, too.
Retail therapy helped, yesterday at least. New pair of leather kecks and a pair of Raybans as the old ones were just...
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Retail therapy helped, yesterday at least. New pair of leather kecks and a pair of Raybans as the old ones were just...
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fenris23:
I just read beyond Lies the Wub it is part of the collection I am reading. So what did you think about it?
stacie:
that would be just my luck! id have a shitload of pennies dump on me, killing me instantly
psst.. been practicing that nakey lady dance
psst.. been practicing that nakey lady dance
Friday 13th. I should've known it would be a toughie.
The morning wasn't too bad in a dull as dishwater kinda way, but the carrot on the end of the stick was our usual dinnertime drinkie-poos in the private bar by the riverside a whole three minutes walk away from the workshop, out in the sunshine, watching the girls go by, etc. Only we got...
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The morning wasn't too bad in a dull as dishwater kinda way, but the carrot on the end of the stick was our usual dinnertime drinkie-poos in the private bar by the riverside a whole three minutes walk away from the workshop, out in the sunshine, watching the girls go by, etc. Only we got...
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nixon:
Jesus, man! At least my day improved after the blender incident. Although you remind me that I haven't had a drink yet, even though I hit the liquor store earlier. But that's for yummy strawberry and ice cream daiquiris tommorrow.
chubbles:
damn that shitty shitty day 
still, its now saturday and the sun is shining!!!! yes, that really means jackshit when you too skint to drink in the sun.....................
still, its now saturday and the sun is shining!!!! yes, that really means jackshit when you too skint to drink in the sun.....................It's days like today that make me question my chosen vocation. 10 hours of machining up dormer windows at 1/300 scale. Sounds boring? It bloody is Imagine, if you will, having to make thirty-odd tiny windows about 5mm x 6mm in size, complete with roof overhang, frames, the lot. God.
But then, as was discussed at work today, do most any job for long enough...
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Imagine, if you will, having to make thirty-odd tiny windows about 5mm x 6mm in size, complete with roof overhang, frames, the lot. God.
But then, as was discussed at work today, do most any job for long enough...
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stacie:
it seems as if i am up in the wee hours here in the US that you UKs are getting up then.. so im sure one day youll catch me
*runs around the room like a child*
catch me if you can!!
xoxo
*runs around the room like a child*
catch me if you can!!
xoxo
stacie:
ooh crosses fingers that you can work on nbc 2 and then wonders how i can whore myself out to you for sneaky peeks or something 
heheheheheheheh
heheheheheheheh
Work work work work work....
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wated:
Must be a lot of work mate...
wated:
A hell of a lot of work...
been inquiring(pestering) some of the head honcho's at work about getting you on site for a visit, looks like i can pull it off if you definatly wanna look round. if you do i just need to know when so i can book you in. a wkend would prob be best or late afternoon?