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biffmalibu

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I'm Done...

Jul 15, 2023
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Go to a show, meet attractive hippie girl there. Enjoy the show, walk out to my car with hot hippie chick. Get in the car with hot hippie chick to go get food. All the sudden I smell this amazing Mexican food. I smell this all the way to White Castle. We get White Castles and go eat in the parking lot by her car, all while smelling this amazing Mexican food. 10 minutes later I realize it’s not Mexican food at all but the hot hippie chick’s armpits.
Night = Over
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sdawg74:
I have never met a lady whose armpits smell like good Mexican food 😆😆😆
Jul 22, 2023
biffmalibu:
@sdawg74 You're not missing anything, unless you want tacos really bad.
Jul 22, 2023

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