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biffmalibu

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Take your new girlfriend to a family reunion and then don't talk to her all day. Be a man!

Jul 6, 2021
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arroezze:
Can always meet your ex-girlfriend at the reunion and talk to her more.
Jul 6, 2021
biffmalibu:
It just dawned on me that if you’re meeting your ex-girlfriend at a family reunion, she may just be more than an ex-girlfriend, and you might be into incest.
Jul 8, 2021

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