OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
if you only read one of my blogs, this is the one to read
ok, so i was just playing world of warcraft, i was in stormwind, and a male night elf messsged me. he asked me if i wanted to know a good profession in WoW that pays the most gold, i figured he was trying to scam me somehow, but i said sure anyhow. he then tells me that lonely guys in the game will pay a girl 1 gold to strip for them and i would get %50 of it! so i laughed at him and asked if he was trying to pimp me. he said he was serious and i would get paid upfront and told me where to meet him. highly amussed i headed off to go meet up with the guy. when i got there, there was a male gnome standing with him, the gnome gives me the gold, i give the night elf half of it. the gnome then says he wants to do it in the basement of the cathederal, so off the 3 of us go. when we get there the gnome tells me he wants me to stand on a platform and strip, so i get up there and start dancing and taking my gear off, except for my belt guys like that, lol. once i'm in my bra and panties he gnome tells me to kneel, then he starts saying dirty things about me sucking his cock and cumming in my mouth, while the night elf(my "pimp") stands in the background watching. then he tells me to lay down and he takes his gear off and says he peeing on me! he then says thing about fucking me in the ass and touching me and the like. he asks if he can renew his time with me, i say sure, and he gives me an extra 25 silver! then he says he wants to go back upstairs to do it infront of the eyes of god, we go up and he tells me to lay down on the altar, he goes through a list of naughty things he's doing to me, my "pimp" messages me and says the guys only dirty cause he's a gnome, lol. when the gnomes done with his naughty list he "strokes my breasts" until we "fall asleep". after about a minute the gnome jumps up and runs out of the place. my "pimp" tells me i'm done and i put my gear back on, then he tells me to add him to my friends and he'll message me when he has another costumer and i head on my merry little way. feeling rather weird about my little aventure i decided to drown the pains of being a whore in lots of booze!
i im'd my friend bert to tell him about it and have a laugh. he tells me it's quite common and refers me to a series of articles abou it. you can read those here, they are rather amussing
so the morsl of the story is....
i now know how to make some quick gold
night elfs would be pimps
and gnomes are dirty litle fuckers!!
k bye
<3 billieb
if you only read one of my blogs, this is the one to read
ok, so i was just playing world of warcraft, i was in stormwind, and a male night elf messsged me. he asked me if i wanted to know a good profession in WoW that pays the most gold, i figured he was trying to scam me somehow, but i said sure anyhow. he then tells me that lonely guys in the game will pay a girl 1 gold to strip for them and i would get %50 of it! so i laughed at him and asked if he was trying to pimp me. he said he was serious and i would get paid upfront and told me where to meet him. highly amussed i headed off to go meet up with the guy. when i got there, there was a male gnome standing with him, the gnome gives me the gold, i give the night elf half of it. the gnome then says he wants to do it in the basement of the cathederal, so off the 3 of us go. when we get there the gnome tells me he wants me to stand on a platform and strip, so i get up there and start dancing and taking my gear off, except for my belt guys like that, lol. once i'm in my bra and panties he gnome tells me to kneel, then he starts saying dirty things about me sucking his cock and cumming in my mouth, while the night elf(my "pimp") stands in the background watching. then he tells me to lay down and he takes his gear off and says he peeing on me! he then says thing about fucking me in the ass and touching me and the like. he asks if he can renew his time with me, i say sure, and he gives me an extra 25 silver! then he says he wants to go back upstairs to do it infront of the eyes of god, we go up and he tells me to lay down on the altar, he goes through a list of naughty things he's doing to me, my "pimp" messages me and says the guys only dirty cause he's a gnome, lol. when the gnomes done with his naughty list he "strokes my breasts" until we "fall asleep". after about a minute the gnome jumps up and runs out of the place. my "pimp" tells me i'm done and i put my gear back on, then he tells me to add him to my friends and he'll message me when he has another costumer and i head on my merry little way. feeling rather weird about my little aventure i decided to drown the pains of being a whore in lots of booze!
i im'd my friend bert to tell him about it and have a laugh. he tells me it's quite common and refers me to a series of articles abou it. you can read those here, they are rather amussing
so the morsl of the story is....
i now know how to make some quick gold
night elfs would be pimps
and gnomes are dirty litle fuckers!!
k bye
<3 billieb
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trixxx:
hahah i don't game but I know gnomes are evil...I fell on a garden gnome 8 days ago and broke my ribs!!!
toki:
LOL!! You listen to Trixee! Beware the gnomes!!