David and I saw King Kong {second time for me} at Country Club Hills Lowes about two weeks ago and we were one of six people there. Don't wory, I'll get to the juicy stuff later I promise, Just a bit of background before I get into it. We had one couple sitting before we got in and when we walked in, they gave us a shocked look, close to like "Oh no, there's people coming in and now we can't fuck!" Now we're getting to it right? A second couple came in and sat also in front of us and soon the movie started. Let me just say, I loved this movie, mostly because Rick Baker did a cameo as one of the pilots and they actually referenced the old movie.."What about Faye?" "Faye's doing a picture for RKO" hello!! the original starred Faye Wraye a RKO picture. Anyway, another side bar is now passed, only like a million more to go, damn my almost ADD! So we're back, about ten minute into the movie, couple number one, you know the one who stared funny at us, moves. And since intellegence is not a prominent thing in this society, they tried to do half ass sneaky. First the guy moved, then about two minutes later, the girl also moved behind us. Hmm, the eyebrows raised and the interest has now piqued. A few minutes later, we hear squeaking and a zipper and also a belt. Does anyone know what that means? We were confused of course, being the upstanding Christian virgins we are...We think maybe they were uncomfortable and were just shifting a lot. Well, longer story short, the movie ended and they walked out sheepishly and we followed after the flushing couple number two. It was a little odd, but it got me thinking. Maybe someone should make a manual for these people who unfortunately are bad at public exibitionist sex. Not that I would know cause like I said, I am an upright Christian virgin, or do I mean uptight? I always get those confused...
Oh and I'm moving to Steger, about 20ish minutes from where I'm living now. So if you live in the area, stop by and give us gifts!
Oh and I'm moving to Steger, about 20ish minutes from where I'm living now. So if you live in the area, stop by and give us gifts!
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