Boy did I make an ass of myself today:
The short version? I made the mistake of chatting with someone about how spectacular the tits of a lady-friend of mine had before confirming that i had indeed hung up my cellphone upon which I left a voicemail about said perfectly fantastic tits.
Did i mention that the phone I was calling belonged to this girl...
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The short version? I made the mistake of chatting with someone about how spectacular the tits of a lady-friend of mine had before confirming that i had indeed hung up my cellphone upon which I left a voicemail about said perfectly fantastic tits.
Did i mention that the phone I was calling belonged to this girl...
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my stupid fucking dad (who has had my car for a week) has been farting in my car and leaving the windows up.
I picked it up last night, opened the door and the smell almost knocked me over (no exaggeration). When I asked him he said "i thought you wouldn't notice."
What a fucking jackass...
Oh, and I got a sweet case for my...
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I picked it up last night, opened the door and the smell almost knocked me over (no exaggeration). When I asked him he said "i thought you wouldn't notice."
What a fucking jackass...
Oh, and I got a sweet case for my...
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So I asked a girl out today and she said yes!
And that means....
.......
....absolutely nothing is what that means. The real question is whether or not she stands me up which they always do, of course this time things are a little different though if that eventuality does come to pass. I have the upper hand this time, fuck yeah.
Nice thing was,...
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And that means....
.......
....absolutely nothing is what that means. The real question is whether or not she stands me up which they always do, of course this time things are a little different though if that eventuality does come to pass. I have the upper hand this time, fuck yeah.
Nice thing was,...
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went to an awesome club for our wrap party tonight. it was called the "day after club" i think. it's located right over the wax museum on hollywood blvd and it's not open to the public yet.
frickin' fantastic. didn't stay long, too tired, got an image in my head of the first set of tits i got to play with (they were fantastic real...
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frickin' fantastic. didn't stay long, too tired, got an image in my head of the first set of tits i got to play with (they were fantastic real...
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Wow, i just ate way too much. Curse you Magic Wok on Overland!! Don't give me so much good food for so little money! You are too great a value!! Argh! 
I definitely have to go to bed early tonight. I have a lot of cleaning up at work to do tomorrow before people show up. Just FYI...
Will my secret admirer ever reveal herself...
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Don't give me so much good food for so little money! You are too great a value!! Argh!
I definitely have to go to bed early tonight. I have a lot of cleaning up at work to do tomorrow before people show up. Just FYI...
Will my secret admirer ever reveal herself...
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I had no direction in life today. The only thing I knew for sure that I had to do was buy toilet paper. Yeah, that was a for-sure. I woke up early around 11 this morning (that's early for me on weekends) and staggered out. Finally did dishes and some laundry. Listened to so old-time radio on iTunes. War of the Worlds was playing, it...
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Well, I'm still sick.
I'm starting to think i've got the aids or something...god do i hate being sick. I mean seriously, I'm a healthy guy. I don't eat junk food at all. I drink plenty of water and orange juice and eat tons of fruit, I'm not overweight, i don't smoke/drink/do drugs, and i have no high-risk behaviors... While this certainly explains why...
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I'm starting to think i've got the aids or something...god do i hate being sick. I mean seriously, I'm a healthy guy. I don't eat junk food at all. I drink plenty of water and orange juice and eat tons of fruit, I'm not overweight, i don't smoke/drink/do drugs, and i have no high-risk behaviors... While this certainly explains why...
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adora:
Haha,,,I know. But I do pot, like, once a month. And I quit coke. And I haven't done anything else and don't plan on doing anything else, 'coz I promised my boyfriend I wouldn't. So it's all good :]
Fuckin' *A* I'm sick again. Shit...
So I was all prepared to be angry and bitter and pissed off and frustrated about Valentine's Day today, and then I opened the door to my office and there sitting on my desk was a bottle of Martinelli's and a card saying Happy Valentine's Day.
But there was no name on it....
Fuck, I have a secret admirer....
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So I was all prepared to be angry and bitter and pissed off and frustrated about Valentine's Day today, and then I opened the door to my office and there sitting on my desk was a bottle of Martinelli's and a card saying Happy Valentine's Day.
But there was no name on it....
Fuck, I have a secret admirer....
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