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The heater in my car is pumping out air that smells like slightly ripe vagina... WTF??

At least Ren still has his nerve endings.
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smoocheiz:
Hmmm... What does ripe vagina smell like? Sounds like the vagina of an old woman. Ripe vagina. It's ripe.

So, what is this about shoes during anal sex?
smoocheiz:
I meant great ass fucking shoes as in great shoes. The sentence "great ass, fucking" is suppose to emphasise how great the shoes are, LoL. I don't like anal, so I guess I'll be changing that statement now. LoL.

The pap wasn't that bad. It's just in my nature to complain. tongue
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So I'm finally getting new tires! Yippee! The dyke behind the counter tried to get me to buy 4 new ones. Wut eva! Redondo Beach is way ghetto...
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There's nothing I hate more than a rapper who fakes rhymes....

I absolutely hate that....

And they all do it....

You know, when they literally repeat a phrase because they know that their core audience can barely speak english because they're so incredibly fucking dumb but are capable of recognizing sounds and so it at least sounds like a rhyme...duuuuuhh. They even try to hide...
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Update:

I almost forgot:

I need three new tires

I need an oil change

I need my fucking turbocharger to be fixed already after five fucking times of not being fixed!!

Ok, back to yesterday's stuff:

Shit, i gotta get to bed

Long long week! Even with the holiday it was taxing! I lost the deal on the car which kinda bummed me out, but...
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There's a Chin Chin in Culver City! Far out!! Update: this morning still weirds me out + almost bought a new car yesterday + all the waitresses @ Ruby's looked dumb & hot tonight.
smoocheiz:
Dumb and hot. Nice combination tongue

Why didn't you get that new car?
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Way too weird - K&B were interviewing people for their singles' party and the guy picking the girls had my name and one of the girls had her name. Too weird.
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Way too weird - K&B were interviewing people for their singles' party and the guy picking the girls had my name and one of the girls had her name. Too weird.
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it's way past my bedtime...why did I stay up this late? it's not like any of them are gonna magically fucking appear next to me....
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it's way past my bedtime...why did I stay up this late? it's not like any of them are gonna magically fucking appear next to me....