omfg...i got my new treo 650 today. it is such a massive improvement! I can actually see all the t&a on this site when I'm @ work now.
i hafta pee...
tegan:
ok thanks for the english lesson, heres one for you...
"i have to pee".
smart ass.
"i have to pee".
smart ass.
i am so unbelievablly frustrated with my entire family, subaru, and her right now. As we come up on Valentine's Day i'm finding myself talking about her again which is just plain fucking wrong. Subaru is fucking me and my father in the ass and i frankly think my dad likes it (fucking chickenshit loser that he is), and my family is just the most...
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heroinsue:
yeah, i hear ya. my life would be much better if certain people would just cease to exist. too bad i'm not a serial killer, or i'd be able to help both of us. but..umm..i'm new. mind if i add u?
smoocheiz:
Wow, don't be sad.
I lub you!
I lub you!
the skirball is...without a doubt...the lamest excuse for a "cultural center" ever.... I will elaborate more later.
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smoocheiz:
Thanks for wishing me luck on my test.
I actually think I did pretty well.
I actually think I did pretty well.
smoocheiz:
Why didn't you say you'd be rich. In that case we don't need to have that many babies. We can adopt them all. One from each state in the world. The cool ones anyway. And we'll have a dysfunctional but happy multi-cultural bunch.
Shit I am so pissed.
Everyone in my family just keep getting dumber, and I keep getting smarter and that's just frustrating.
I had planned on going to Sundance until it turned out that it was happening on the weekend of my mother's birthday, which naturally means I won't get to go to Sundance until she dies.
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Everyone in my family just keep getting dumber, and I keep getting smarter and that's just frustrating.
I had planned on going to Sundance until it turned out that it was happening on the weekend of my mother's birthday, which naturally means I won't get to go to Sundance until she dies.
So my father makes plans for us to...
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lauren:
1) What do you want to be doing when you are 30 (You can change this answer any time between now and 3 days before your 30th birthday)?
It will not be my 30th bday...but when I am 30 I would like to be near or in the prime of my career of choice =)
2) What was the last bad decision you didn't regret making?
Good question! Hmm....you know the answer to this one...it has to do with alot of $$.
3) How much is too much to pay for shaving cream?
$20-$24+ bucks
It will not be my 30th bday...but when I am 30 I would like to be near or in the prime of my career of choice =)
2) What was the last bad decision you didn't regret making?
Good question! Hmm....you know the answer to this one...it has to do with alot of $$.
3) How much is too much to pay for shaving cream?
$20-$24+ bucks
Oh my god, you would not believe the stupid piece of credit card junk mail i got today. I'll post more about it later, but just to whet your whistle, they're saying that 9.9% APR is a good deal.
This is l.a., not ala-bumfucking-bama. How stupid do they think we are?
Shit, i've got something in my right eye and it's bugging the hell out...
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This is l.a., not ala-bumfucking-bama. How stupid do they think we are?
Shit, i've got something in my right eye and it's bugging the hell out...
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gilby:
Credit Card offers = my new paper shredder.
I want meat.....but I am utterly exhausted.... 
smoocheiz:
What kind of mean, eh???
Hey, how are you gonna come up with names for 10,000 children? Eventually they're gonna have to be called kid#589, kid#1579, kid# 4937, kid#9478....
Hey, how are you gonna come up with names for 10,000 children? Eventually they're gonna have to be called kid#589, kid#1579, kid# 4937, kid#9478....
I just did my first clothes shopping online and golly! Was it easy....what a way to go. Goodbye stores! I hate salespeople...always telling me I look good in crap.
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smoocheiz:
I wonder how a shopaholic and a shopophobe would get along. Interesting combo, don't you think? 
smoocheiz:
10,000 babies huh... wow. My vagina would definitely be loose after that many babies....
Jacque Le Conte's Thin White Duke remix of Mr. Brightside is absolutely phenomenal....and yes....I'm still ugly.....so don't worry.
smoocheiz:
You're not ugly!! You're probably just shy.
P.S. I love pics 3 and 6 on your "random pics of me" album.
You're probably just shy.
P.S. I love pics 3 and 6 on your "random pics of me" album.
My journal is, without a doubt, the best journal on this site.
Cheers...
Cheers...
smoocheiz:
Cheers to that!!
If not, have some Ice Cream. That always helps.
Vagina is that thing your ac smells like... apparently