biasply

I haven't been to the beach in almost two months now.

Why you ask?

Because my entire kit and kaboodle is in the trunk of my fucking car which has been at the dealer for the past 6 weeks and I don't feel like going out and buying new trunks, new beach towels, new flip flops, new sun tan lotion, and whatever else happens to be in that trunk..

Perhaps I should, but I know the moment i do they'll call me again and say it's fixed.

Ugh, fuck you Murphy, fuck you.