Boy did I make an ass of myself today:
The short version? I made the mistake of chatting with someone about how spectacular the tits of a lady-friend of mine had before confirming that i had indeed hung up my cellphone upon which I left a voicemail about said perfectly fantastic tits.
Did i mention that the phone I was calling belonged to this girl with the awesome tits? Silly me...
I did apologize and suggested she delete the voicemail without listening to it. I'm sure she will.
God her tits are great. They seriously are better than any of the tits on this site, bar none. They're that great. See? I can't stop talking about them, that's how great they are. I got to touch one this evening by clutching the strap of my laptop bag when i got the typical platonic boy/girl hug. Gosh was it nice...
Great fucking tits...
Good thing she's not my type personality-wise, otherwise i'd be in serious trouble. Sweet girl, don't get me wrong, but a little off. Can't really tell how though.
Great fucking tits...
No, really...
The short version? I made the mistake of chatting with someone about how spectacular the tits of a lady-friend of mine had before confirming that i had indeed hung up my cellphone upon which I left a voicemail about said perfectly fantastic tits.
Did i mention that the phone I was calling belonged to this girl with the awesome tits? Silly me...
I did apologize and suggested she delete the voicemail without listening to it. I'm sure she will.
God her tits are great. They seriously are better than any of the tits on this site, bar none. They're that great. See? I can't stop talking about them, that's how great they are. I got to touch one this evening by clutching the strap of my laptop bag when i got the typical platonic boy/girl hug. Gosh was it nice...
Great fucking tits...
Good thing she's not my type personality-wise, otherwise i'd be in serious trouble. Sweet girl, don't get me wrong, but a little off. Can't really tell how though.
Great fucking tits...
No, really...