Chicks are so astoundingly fucking weird, man...
In other news, a friend volunteered (and I need to stress the "volunteered" part) the information to me that the girl and her uncle-fucking boyfriend are no longer together. I called her bluff and mentioned the bail-bonds stuff I saw. She kept a straight face about it, but I'm pretty sure I was right on.
I'm always right. It is a curse if ever there was one.
Single mom...well, milf really. Sweet. My friend also asked me if I was still interested in being with the girl.
I was like, hell no. And I meant it....unless of course she just jumped on me and stuck her tongue so far down my throat that i crapped it out, and that AIN'T gonna happen.
In other news, I haven't satisfied my latest craving for material possessions and I'm trying to decide what to get next that will make me happy for a couple weeks. Those little razr phones or whatever look nifty...
Today was a bad day for that sorta thing. And I tried really hard. First I went to the palm store at the Grove looking for a car cradle for my Treo. That was the one item they didn't stock. Then I went to the Apple store to check out a Canon Powershot S80. There was a sign for it, but no demo model. Then I went to Best Buy looking for an xBox 360. They were sold out. Finally I was going to go home and make some pasta (rather than eat out, thereby saving some money), but when I got to Ralphs, the parking lot was so crowded, that I just gave up and when to Versailles for my favorite oxtail stew. It's gone up in price $3. Shit...what a day.
In other news, tomorrow is Thanksgiving....and I'm a Mayflower Descendant (seriously), so it means something to me fuckers.
Discovered Best Friend by Anything Box on Jonesy's Jukebox this evening. Great single, thanks Jonesy.
In other news, a friend volunteered (and I need to stress the "volunteered" part) the information to me that the girl and her uncle-fucking boyfriend are no longer together. I called her bluff and mentioned the bail-bonds stuff I saw. She kept a straight face about it, but I'm pretty sure I was right on.
I'm always right. It is a curse if ever there was one.
Single mom...well, milf really. Sweet. My friend also asked me if I was still interested in being with the girl.
I was like, hell no. And I meant it....unless of course she just jumped on me and stuck her tongue so far down my throat that i crapped it out, and that AIN'T gonna happen.
In other news, I haven't satisfied my latest craving for material possessions and I'm trying to decide what to get next that will make me happy for a couple weeks. Those little razr phones or whatever look nifty...
Today was a bad day for that sorta thing. And I tried really hard. First I went to the palm store at the Grove looking for a car cradle for my Treo. That was the one item they didn't stock. Then I went to the Apple store to check out a Canon Powershot S80. There was a sign for it, but no demo model. Then I went to Best Buy looking for an xBox 360. They were sold out. Finally I was going to go home and make some pasta (rather than eat out, thereby saving some money), but when I got to Ralphs, the parking lot was so crowded, that I just gave up and when to Versailles for my favorite oxtail stew. It's gone up in price $3. Shit...what a day.
In other news, tomorrow is Thanksgiving....and I'm a Mayflower Descendant (seriously), so it means something to me fuckers.
Discovered Best Friend by Anything Box on Jonesy's Jukebox this evening. Great single, thanks Jonesy.